Cops and Transportation: Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist,...

By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:50 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

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You deserved it 1 849

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By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 101

You deserved it 22 282

By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 415

You deserved it 85 257

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 532

You deserved it 45 556

Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 351

You deserved it 3 536

By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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You deserved it 30 707

By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 633

Detained

By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 241

You deserved it 13 261

By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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You deserved it 43 811

floup_fml 13

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:25

desperate times, desperate measures!

ARandomDickhead 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:26

Did it work??

Comments

floup_fml 13

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:25

desperate times, desperate measures!

ismedrage 17

Sunday 11 October 2015 22:40

Well you're a **** then

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 13 October 2015 7:49

If I were by myself maybe but with another person in the car? Definitely not.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:26

Too bad you getting out of the car and walking away wasn't an option.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:26

so now she gets a ticket for speeding and a ticket for indecent exposure.

ARandomDickhead 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:26

Did it work??

pleasedie 22

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:39

Her mom getting her way ? Doubt it Her mom succeeding in making the police officer throw up ? Maybe Her mom embarrassing the hell out of her daughter ? Definitely

rileyrae0000 23

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:27

That's just nasty. Sometimes people should just accept their ticket if they deserve and not lose their dignity in front of their own children

pleasedie 22

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:45

Sadly, most people don't have any dignity these days.

Elban 20

Sunday 11 October 2015 5:09

Dignity is expensive

UserError94 18

Sunday 11 October 2015 7:46

Truuu I buy people's dignity all the time and it ain't cheap...usually with $1's... I'm talking about tipping waiters you sickos

Seabass_Chan 33

Sunday 11 October 2015 10:36

More expensive than a parking ticket, since OP's mother clearly pawned hers a long time ago.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 11 October 2015 11:04

Dignity is more optional than the speed limits.

jackipdoc 31

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:29

That's so awful I'm so sorry for you OP

butmostdont 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:34

One time my mother tried to convince a police officer that she wasn't wearing her seat belt because she had such large breasts they were irritated by the friction. I feel your pain.

hannah_dl 11

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:36

Time to call the Men in Black....

UhHuhHoney 20

Sunday 11 October 2015 0:38

No, time to call dad.

Soparot 29

Sunday 11 October 2015 2:47

I'm still trying to figure out why this got downvoted. I'm guessing from people who don't know / don't remember that the MIB have a neuralyzer that wipes your mind.