Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
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Today, I picked up my 17 year-old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said, "So, you're the daddy?" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a hoe and me a perv. FML
Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML
Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML
Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
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flashback.miss 28
awww, but that's how little kids are; full of curiosity and I'm sure the officer laughed and was understanding. this is cute in an awkward kind of way. save this memory to embarrass her later. XD
nattynatters 14
As embarrassing as that is I bet he's seen way worse. Have you ever seen Cops?
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flashback.miss 28
awww, but that's how little kids are; full of curiosity and I'm sure the officer laughed and was understanding. this is cute in an awkward kind of way. save this memory to embarrass her later. XD
ohgeejosee 19
I think it was probably more embarrassing for OP and shell probably not want it to be brought up again. Hehe
Shy_Anne 10
Screaming "boobies" is north fun!!!
Justice_Beaver 13
So much?
StarWolf111 21
Oh, kids. Gotta love 'em
andrewturtle 16
Yeah, it's great when they reveal their mum's boobies. Gotta love 'em
Soloman212 28
She probably just wanted a new daddy!
Debragga99 6
Why is 43 getting disliked?
nattynatters 14
As embarrassing as that is I bet he's seen way worse. Have you ever seen Cops?
iLike2Teabag 27
Wachoo gonna do, wachoo gonna do when they flash for you?
perdix 29
#3, are you suggesting the OP has ugly boobies? If you're telling me that boobies are among the worst things cops see, I think I need to consider a career change. ;)
Fuji76 15
I guess they didn't see the episode of COPS with the truck driver in the leopard print thong swimsuit...I'd take boobies any day over that!
roza043 14
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That is so cute!
jococo7787 3
Do i detect a note of sarcasm in that statement?
roza043 14
Actually no, I do really think that is cute, in a fun way. No sarcasm intended.
Beepbeep7 14
No offense but your boobs are probably the least of his worries.
christyxoxo 8
As Bill Cosby would say, kids say the darnest things!
perdix 29
#7, that's Art Linkletter. You can't get away with shit when old farts troll the comments ;)
Dre27 20
That's what the cop gets for being nice, good karma, and a lucky bastard if I say so myself
alycion 38
Yup, she basically paid him back for the favor.
sisco2901 20
Her daughter obviously knows what good manners are. Be proud!
Awahso 25
Probably made the officer's week. During role call that story will be shared quite a bit
jsilvafml 4
I bet the officer was thinking the same thing
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
They don't call them the terrible 2s for nothing. With any luck this will be the full extent of her embarrassing you in public.