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By  Keevarou  |  16

Some people have a really dirty mind.
You could always have clarified that you was just drumming your thigh and not masturbating, and I thought there was a decent difference in the sound produced..

  Keevarou  |  16

Sirin, Alan, didi?
Sorry to ask for a favor again, I just found out that talking to a person while commenting on a FML is a bad idea, so would be nice if you deletes the comment I made :)

  PuffDaddy395  |  3

Why the hell would you ruin the chain of funny comments?^ And when I masturbate in the stall, I leave the door open so that there is no question as to whether I'm beating my dick, or drumming on my thighs.

By  gracehi  |  31

Should have just said, "Fuck it!" and started masturbating. They already think you're a pervert, so you should at least get an orgasm out of it.


In a musical, Op would keep making beats while masterbating, then start rapping/singing.

"Masterbating in the bathroom!
Cause you think
I'm a creep
When I'm only making beats
Well now I'm making beats
while I'm beating my meat
Now everybody thinks I'm a creep!"

  Keattles  |  14

17- why would anyone care if he was at his house "drumming on his thighs?" I think OP would only think this because he is at a public place or somewhere other than home.


Ok not that I make it a habit of listening to people in the bathroom but when I hear farting noises I try and hurry up and get done. I do not want to get stuck smelling someone caught in a shit storm.