By morethanredhands - 21/05/2012 05:56

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Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0

What beat do you use?

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Keevarou 17

Some people have a really dirty mind. You could always have clarified that you was just drumming your thigh and not masturbating, and I thought there was a decent difference in the sound produced.. Fyl

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Keevarou 17

Sirin, Alan, didi? Sorry to ask for a favor again, I just found out that talking to a person while commenting on a FML is a bad idea, so would be nice if you deletes the comment I made :)

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Lifes_a_bust 0

What beat do you use?

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Andrew910 5

Fap fap boom fap fap

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nictransitglory 4

Probably either "beat it" or "when I think about you I touch myself".

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afunnyterdcody 5

Well I mastrubate in the stall and don't think of people that might think I'm drumming my thighs

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klovemachine 24

All these answers are funny :D

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PuffDaddy395 3

Why the hell would you ruin the chain of funny comments?^ And when I ********** in the stall, I leave the door open so that there is no question as to whether I'm beating my dick, or drumming on my thighs.

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shift_love 13

Jackety jackety jackety jack spankity spankity smackity smack

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Feared 9

Flipity Flopity, Fapity Fap, When I sit down to poo, I tap my lap.

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Boygenius50 8

Mozart's Lacrymosa

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anoellem 1

63- you ruined the chain

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natas_fml 13

Spankin' it for the looooord

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nado13579 12

Wonder is he was tapping "When I Think About You I Touch Myself" XD

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

63- okay, that's taking the joke a little to far there

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Omit 4

Did anyone favorite this..? Hahaha

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SkoomaKi 27

Shout out "FAP FAP FAP". They'll realize you're not masturbating. I hope. If not, it's going to be awkward explaining that to the head teacher.

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alexk92 6

Hmm, who said he was at school?

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challan 19

Damn, I'm too slow! Lol fap fap fap

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banana_buddy 6

Or even better, OP should start moaning in an erotic manner. That will definitely convince them he's not fapping.

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Fasterkill 6

The head teacher... heh... hehehehe...

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SpottedZebra42 14

37 - There's no such thing as too slow!

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spottyblanket 8

AHAHAHA, actullay thanks OP...now I will know to never do this.

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RussianFox 13

This was both pointless and barely legible.

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tony1891 22

don't play with that. you'll go blind!

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auzz1_pride 9

Funny, I remember my mother saying that to me when I was a kid, only difference is she said it will fall off -.-

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nado13579 12

Ever told that you couldn't ever pee again and it will stay in your body?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It'll fall into a different dimension, where wild dingos will feast upon it.

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cropper 0

Just play with it till u need glasses.

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aquaparis1 0

Lol no u won't that's a lie

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gracehi 31

Should have just said, "**** it!" and started masturbating. They already think you're a pervert, so you should at least get an ****** out of it.

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SkoomaKi 27

When in doubt, crack one out. ^ Live by that and you will succeed.

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trippythehippy 6

You say pervert like its a bad thing...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

In a musical, Op would keep making beats while masterbating, then start rapping/singing. "Masterbating in the bathroom! Cause you think I'm a creep When I'm only making beats Well now I'm making beats while I'm beating my meat Now everybody thinks I'm a creep!"

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iloveursister 4

I always say when in doubt rub one out.

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JavierOcean 0

I want to like this but 69 is a good number.

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immaMonsta 8

I don't know too many people who would ********** in public, so I doubt that people would jump to that conclusion; but then again, I could be wrong.

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dramakween515 5

When I was in high school There was a crazy masterbater he did it in my class! And in the boys room. I think he had like issues though

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auzz1_pride 9

45) I think what you are looking for here is C.M.D, compulsive masturbation disorder.

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liaxoxox 2

Actually this kid at my school just got suspended for 10 days for masturbating in school

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Keattles 14

17- why would anyone care if he was at his house "drumming on his thighs?" I think OP would only think this because he is at a public place or somewhere other than home.

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immaMonsta 8

O_O what ever happened to maturbation in privacy? People have no shame nowadays. Smh.

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llamafish 25

Why are there people listening to you using the bathroom?

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ColdplaySucks 18

Probably because they started hearing fapping noises and were curious.

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aznbiznitch666 4

Ok not that I make it a habit of listening to people in the bathroom but when I hear farting noises I try and hurry up and get done. I do not want to get stuck smelling someone caught in a shit storm.

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mauricioros21 0

As long as your not moaning i think your fine :P

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