By morethanredhands - 21/05/2012 05:56
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Some people have a really dirty mind. You could always have clarified that you was just drumming your thigh and not masturbating, and I thought there was a decent difference in the sound produced.. Fyl
Shout out "FAP FAP FAP". They'll realize you're not masturbating. I hope. If not, it's going to be awkward explaining that to the head teacher.
Should have just said, "Fuck it!" and started masturbating. They already think you're a pervert, so you should at least get an orgasm out of it.
In a musical, Op would keep making beats while masterbating, then start rapping/singing. "Masterbating in the bathroom! Cause you think I'm a creep When I'm only making beats Well now I'm making beats while I'm beating my meat Now everybody thinks I'm a creep!"
I don't know too many people who would masturbate in public, so I doubt that people would jump to that conclusion; but then again, I could be wrong.