By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML
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Welshite 39

Did she still get out of the ticket? I think we are all wondering that.

477 13
sunny013 8

Be careful what you wish for OP. You just might get it…

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jsgervais84_fml 12

you're one lucky officer, she said in a croaky voice

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glabberfasted 16

The real shock here is that a senior citizen was speeding!

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worldclassrager 39

Well next time I hope things are more pleasant...actually I don't think you could have worse than that...

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xOhItsMarleyy 9

How ? The old woman showed her flat ass boobs. Please learn how to read.

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ZY1431 24

I'm tryjng to get Into the police force myself I guess that something to expect?

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olpally 32

As a cop, you should always expect the worst. Definitely **** your eyeballs, and your brain for the mental image it just captured.

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rdenkewicz 11

That's public nudity. Write her a second ticket! XD

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mxij 13

It was never said to be full nudity..

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plagiarismo 16

Am I the only person that would have let her off just to get her to put the sandbags away? On second thought don't answer that.

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