Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML
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powelale0000
| 19
He probably thinks you're a dick now.
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wopchop12
| 8
Why was his dick hanging out?
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powelale0000
| 19
He probably thinks you're a dick now.
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Kyle1dc
| 17
You've got balls to do such a dick move like that to your friend.
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baseballbv
| 17
I can't help but wonder why OP had to ask. I'm sure he could've guessed by the general location the bulge was in...
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1two3four5six
| 23
Besides, it's not like it's any of OP's business what's in someone's pockets. I would have just assumed it was either their junk or their phone.
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JBChristian
| 46
I think with Mike's username, whatever was in the friends pocket really wasn't a dick.
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BirdieCurls
| 25
why was his first reaction to poke it?
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shanannygians07
| 28
He probably thinks you like dick now.
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Kyle1dc
| 17
#54
Probably a brainfart of dickish proportions.
Probably a brainfart of dickish proportions.
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ShariG2010
| 8
Why were you looking there OP?
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StiffPvtParts
| 43
Correction: He probably now thinks Mike (OP) is gay c: (Just to be clear, there's nothing wrong with being gay)
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wopchop12
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Why was his dick hanging out?
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MrConcise
| 34
Gotta rock out with your cock out. What are you, a Mike?
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anythingmustbe
| 18
19 was that a Jake and Amir reference?
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pussystank
| 18
Or maybe he has a large one or was wearing really tight pants.
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Fr0gs
| 15
Reminds me of the utube video with the police officer patting down the black guy haha
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smaaash
| 8
That's nice, 3.
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tatertotx3
| 16
If you're going to spell something, spell it the way you see it. * YouTube.
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pussystank
| 18
That's no longer a stereotype. They do have big ones lol.
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xXDemonWolfXx
| 13
Biggest one in the world is a white dude. And that is natural without taking something to make it bigger.
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ex_omer
| 17
Thank the gods u didn't jerk it or pull it out
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cinskeep43
| 15
also good that he didn't hit it or smack it... there could've been trouble..
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KittyLahv
| 27
Also good he didn't bop it or twist it.
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newnightsky
| 5
or bite it and fist it
no?... ok
no?... ok
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TheBestAround23
| 13
best comment. actually made me laugh
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Pleonasm
| 34
A ballsy move on your part, but your coworker was a little testy.
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OysterPearls
| 33
It was just a simple mistake, no need for his friend to be a dick about it.
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Kyle1dc
| 17
Insert penis joke... oh wait a moment...
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sjbartholome
| 14
that was his friend not coworker
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ryan1268
| 18
I would post a penis joke but it is too long ;)
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fauxpop
| 3
I can't stop laughing.... You sir are clever xD
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ckerane
| 16
awkward
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cinskeep43
| 15
the understatement of the century...
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ImTheAlpha
| 30
Why would you poke anything f you didn't know exactly what it was? I mean, you can point out what it is by, well, pointing, but don't poke it.
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Animekid126
| 13
Because sometimes people touch things, he's not thinking of all these precautions throughout the day
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Earths_Venus
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That's redickulous.
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PegLegRacing
| 33
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Earths_Venus
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#50 Well, you really cocked that up...
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princesspeachxox
| 18
@50 can you say pun, read the comment again
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inner_peace
| 19
That pun flew right over his head
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RedPillSucks
| 31
The head shot
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PegLegRacing
| 33
My phone actually autocorrected that... It was supposed to be ridickulous. I got the pun. It was the "re" part I was correcting.
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magnetic_aura
| 26
That doesn't make sense for your post...
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UmmOkThen
| 31
Ohhhh, so awkward. Insert foot in mouth.
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Earths_Venus
| 25
I'd like some tomato sauce with that foot please.
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cinskeep43
| 15
let's hope the only thing inserted into a mouth here was a foot....
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RedPillSucks
| 31
I don't think it's a foot the guy's thinking of inserting.
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RusticChick
| 27
I'd say that's one awkward moment you'd look back on and laugh about.. or bury very deep and never bring up again. Either way, I got a good laugh from this!