FML : Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By not a dick-man - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:05 / Canada - Victoria

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By powelale0000 | 19

#6035660 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:50

He probably thinks you're a dick now.

By wopchop12 | 8

#6035661 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Why was his dick hanging out?

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By powelale0000 | 19

#6035660 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:50

He probably thinks you're a dick now.

Kyle1dc | 17

#6035693 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:08

You've got balls to do such a dick move like that to your friend.

baseballbv | 17

#6035699 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:14

I can't help but wonder why OP had to ask. I'm sure he could've guessed by the general location the bulge was in...

1two3four5six | 23

#6035718 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:27

Besides, it's not like it's any of OP's business what's in someone's pockets. I would have just assumed it was either their junk or their phone.

JBChristian | 46

#6035776 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:16

I think with Mike's username, whatever was in the friends pocket really wasn't a dick.

BirdieCurls | 25

#6035861 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:55

why was his first reaction to poke it?

shanannygians07 | 28

#6035951 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 3:49

He probably thinks you like dick now.

Kyle1dc | 17

#6036090 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 6:21

#54

Probably a brainfart of dickish proportions.

ShariG2010 | 8

#6036182 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:31

Why were you looking there OP?

StiffPvtParts | 42

#6036375 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 15:49

Correction: He probably now thinks Mike (OP) is gay c: (Just to be clear, there's nothing wrong with being gay)

By wopchop12 | 8

#6035661 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Why was his dick hanging out?

MrConcise | 34

#6035694 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:09

Gotta rock out with your cock out. What are you, a Mike?

anythingmustbe | 18

#6036315 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 13:24

19 was that a Jake and Amir reference?

pussystank | 18

#6036697 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 22:05

Or maybe he has a large one or was wearing really tight pants.

By Fr0gs | 15

#6035663 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Reminds me of the utube video with the police officer patting down the black guy haha

smaaash | 8

#6035793 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:37

That's nice, 3.

tatertotx3 | 16

#6036214 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 10:13

If you're going to spell something, spell it the way you see it. * YouTube.

pussystank | 18

#6036699 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 22:06

That's no longer a stereotype. They do have big ones lol.

xXDemonWolfXx | 12

#6036896 - Thursday 14 August 2014 4:04

Biggest one in the world is a white dude. And that is natural without taking something to make it bigger.

By ex_omer | 17

#6035664 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Thank the gods u didn't jerk it or pull it out

cinskeep43 | 15

#6036037 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:08

also good that he didn't hit it or smack it... there could've been trouble..

KittyLahv | 27

#6036205 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 9:41

Also good he didn't bop it or twist it.

newnightsky | 5

#6039053 - Saturday 16 August 2014 5:08

or bite it and fist it

no?... ok

TheBestAround23 | 13

#6667793 - Monday 8 August 2016 19:27

best comment. actually made me laugh

By Pleonasm | 31

#6035667 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:52

A ballsy move on your part, but your coworker was a little testy.

OysterPearls | 33

#6035724 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:35

It was just a simple mistake, no need for his friend to be a dick about it.

Kyle1dc | 17

#6035765 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:07

Insert penis joke... oh wait a moment...

sjbartholome | 14

#6035769 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:09

that was his friend not coworker

ryan1268 | 18

#6036087 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 6:14

I would post a penis joke but it is too long ;)

fauxpop | 3

#6041804 - Tuesday 19 August 2014 5:04

I can't stop laughing.... You sir are clever xD

By ckerane | 16

#6035671 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:53

awkward

cinskeep43 | 15

#6036039 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:10

the understatement of the century...

By ImTheAlpha | 30

#6035675 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:55

Why would you poke anything f you didn't know exactly what it was? I mean, you can point out what it is by, well, pointing, but don't poke it.

Animekid126 | 13

#6035981 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:30

Because sometimes people touch things, he's not thinking of all these precautions throughout the day

By Earths_Venus | 25

#6035678 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:56

That's redickulous.

PegLegRacing | 33

#6035813 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Earths_Venus | 25

#6035902 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:34

#50 Well, you really cocked that up...

princesspeachxox | 18

#6035915 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:48

@50 can you say pun, read the comment again

inner_peace | 19

#6035925 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 3:03

That pun flew right over his head

RedPillSucks | 31

#6036074 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:52

The head shot

PegLegRacing | 33

#6036969 - Thursday 14 August 2014 5:11

My phone actually autocorrected that... It was supposed to be ridickulous. I got the pun. It was the "re" part I was correcting.

magnetic_aura | 26

#6065896 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 1:38

That doesn't make sense for your post...

By UmmOkThen | 31

#6035681 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:58

Ohhhh, so awkward. Insert foot in mouth.

Earths_Venus | 25

#6035905 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:35

I'd like some tomato sauce with that foot please.

cinskeep43 | 15

#6036043 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:13

let's hope the only thing inserted into a mouth here was a foot....

RedPillSucks | 31

#6036063 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:40

I don't think it's a foot the guy's thinking of inserting.

By RusticChick | 27

#6035682 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:01

I'd say that's one awkward moment you'd look back on and laugh about.. or bury very deep and never bring up again. Either way, I got a good laugh from this!

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