You've got balls to do such a dick move like that to your friend.

I can't help but wonder why OP had to ask. I'm sure he could've guessed by the general location the bulge was in...

Besides, it's not like it's any of OP's business what's in someone's pockets. I would have just assumed it was either their junk or their phone.

I think with Mike's username, whatever was in the friends pocket really wasn't a dick.

why was his first reaction to poke it?

He probably thinks you like dick now.

#54 Probably a brainfart of dickish proportions.

Why were you looking there OP?

Correction: He probably now thinks Mike (OP) is gay c: (Just to be clear, there's nothing wrong with being gay)

Gotta rock out with your cock out. What are you, a Mike?

19 was that a Jake and Amir reference?

Or maybe he has a large one or was wearing really tight pants.

That's nice, 3.

If you're going to spell something, spell it the way you see it. * YouTube.

That's no longer a stereotype. They do have big ones lol.

Biggest one in the world is a white dude. And that is natural without taking something to make it bigger.

also good that he didn't hit it or smack it... there could've been trouble..

Also good he didn't bop it or twist it.

or bite it and fist it no?... ok

best comment. actually made me laugh

It was just a simple mistake, no need for his friend to be a dick about it.

Insert penis joke... oh wait a moment...

that was his friend not coworker

I would post a penis joke but it is too long ;)

I can't stop laughing.... You sir are clever xD

the understatement of the century...

Because sometimes people touch things, he's not thinking of all these precautions throughout the day

#50 Well, you really cocked that up...

@50 can you say pun, read the comment again

That pun flew right over his head

The head shot

My phone actually autocorrected that... It was supposed to be ridickulous. I got the pun. It was the "re" part I was correcting.

That doesn't make sense for your post...

I'd like some tomato sauce with that foot please.

let's hope the only thing inserted into a mouth here was a foot....

I don't think it's a foot the guy's thinking of inserting.