FML : Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off...

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 April 2009 13:51 / United States

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By mewzik | 0

#142754 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

YDI
did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

By ramdoodle45 | 0

#142786 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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By mewzik | 0

#142754 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

YDI
did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

hundredsofhawks | 0

#525835 - Sunday 30 August 2009 6:20

YDI for being ugly.

redsox4021 | 0

#976745 - Friday 9 April 2010 6:53

you deserve it 4 being ugly, fat, and not staying in the kitchen

InstantRanbowMix | 0

#4216506 - Monday 26 March 2012 5:37

Maybe the cop was gay

MissSatan | 16

#6023048 - Wednesday 30 July 2014 5:10

Well I guess OP distracting him with her ugly works just as well

By Dashiell | 0

#142762 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:25

>_<

Seriously

Thabb | 0

#1015863 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:31

I absolutely hate women who think cops will let them off if they're good looking.

Thabb | 0

#1015864 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:33

And to my own comment, that's the reason why everyone thinks women are bad drivers. They sieve bad and don't care because they think the cops will let them off for their looks. So in some senses, that is a true stereotype.

By Endymion_fml | 0

#142765 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:25

Serves you right.

By log1k | 3

#142769 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:26

ur not hot enough to pull it off obviously.. or the cop is gay.

By Daysgoby | 0

#142780 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

you dirty girl ;) Maybe he'll die from vomiting too much AND THAT'S WHEN YOU RUN

By ejvlols | 0

#142782 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

ugly ho.
lol YDI 4 being an ugly slut

By ramdoodle45 | 0

#142786 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

sammichbitch | 0

#821043 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:15

I hate those bitches

By AnnaSeptic | 0

#142787 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

Hahaha. Nice. You fail.

By Frlf | 0

#142796 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:29

Well, wao.
...

By 24788 | 5

#142798 - Saturday 25 April 2009 23:30

I need to start pulling over women. I hear they'll do anything to get out of a ticket, but I don't want to be a cop. :(

Hopefully you don't get attempted murder for making the cop gag and choke to death.