By whorecrux - 02/07/2013 03:37 - United States - Newark

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML
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drakem 7

Can't blame you, Harry Potter is awesome!

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then000bster 16

Still, both wands can create some nice magic :)

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Queensland 27

Oh my god! A talking car! This IS magic!

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Nordrag 26

No. Transformers are advanced biological robot aliens. No magic involved.

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Padreschargers7 14

SEAMUS FINNEGAN WAS ON FIRE BEFORE KATNISS

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Kn0wledge123 21

ORGASMUS POTRONUM!!

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irishpassion16 6

I love the username!

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drakem 7

Can't blame you, Harry Potter is awesome!

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Pesticides 19

seriously, who wouldn't want a HP wand over a vibrator?

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ironichalibut 24

What I'm getting from reading all of these comments on this FML, is that someone could make bank by making a Harry potter wand-vibrator

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monnanon 13

i would love to have one of the wands that you can use to change channels.

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VentingToRandoms 8

I don't know which is better. #24's comment or OPs username

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Fuji76 15

#34, They have those....it's called a remote control, just saying. LOL

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SmilieAKD 20

OP's username. It's actually pronounced that way.

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perdix 29

#71, using that thing would make you a Numblewhore.

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SunAndMoon427 12

66, they also make a HP wand remote...so yes, I'm sure she knows it's called a remote, it's in the product name. Think before you just insult people next time.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

30 I was sure one already existed. Maybe it's time to experimenting with making one.... I got the supplies to attempt to make a custom vibe anyways to offer along with custom floggers I sell.... I think this has potential ;)

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Beva_fml 15

Well, I would be more excited about the HP wand as well. Nothing to be ashamed of!

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Queensland 27

You could always pretend its a real wand? A wand of pleasure and intimacy. And rainbows (tell me if you see Ron burgundy.)

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ironichalibut 24

"Look, The most glorious rainbow ever!" "Oh, Do me on it!"

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bigtaytay 13

Well I guess when you found out it wasn't the HP wand, it left you so shocked, you were, shall I say *takes off sunglasses* immobulus

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yawateverok 10

ur bf is gross

yahoowizard 16

Yeah obviously everyone with basic human needs are disgusting

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Queensland 27

Sorry, #7, if you can't handle intimacy FML's you shouldn't be on this website.

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pinguino3669_fml 23

He was just trying to have a little fun...but a Harry potter wand would've been better for the OP it sounds like

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zahra_786 19

I would have assumed the same, or that it was going to be one of those magic wand remote controls.. They look pretty awesome!

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xmlguy 14

I have one - it's shockingly useless. It got expeliamas'd into the trash can.

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Cass_x 22

I'd be more excited about the Harry Potter wand too.. Potterheads ftw!

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MamaZombieCakes 17

HARRY POTTER! MY FAVORITE OBSESSION POTTERHEAD!

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MiloBear 11

I would also assume a Harry Potter wand. It seems weird for somebody else to buy you a vibrator, unless you specifically told him what size/style you like.

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redbluegreen 40

Unless I am mistaken, couples buy each other toys all the time.

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perdix 29

#22, you are mistaken. Many guys look at vibrators as rivals, not helpers. I can't shake at 60Hz (50 Hz, in Europe), so why would I introduce something that can?

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graceinsheepwear 33

a magic wand vibrator is not an insertable so size is irrelevant. It has a large spinning head and lots of men enjoy using it on a woman.

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redbluegreen 40

A lot of men seem confused that sex is possible without putting a penis in something.

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