freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
xx9wishywashy4xx 0
why were the poptarts in the freezer in the first place?
samantha_durano 6
who puts pop tarts in the freezer.
deadsrs 0
Some like them hot, Some like them cold, Some like them in the pot 9days old. But the last people are just insane so for the cause of sanity we will pretend they don't exist.
gewt 4
Everyone keeps asking who puts Pop Tarts in the freezer, Eskimos put them in the freezer.
zebradude 0
Yeah, but an Eskimos freezer is just a cupboard.
beLegit 0
hahaha this belongs on MLIA
sexgoddest 0
poptarts in the frezzer?...You must have down syndrome! !!!...
gewt 4
Pendatic, It's his brother?
jayemdoubleyou 1
Who puts Pop-Tarts on the freezer?
darkmis1 18
See what happens when you eat meat?
fmivida1 0
screw vegetarianism :) I LOVE me some meat!
buttshapedfruit 0
lmao!!! haha
Erindub 0
Every time I put anythinv in my freezer it get freezer burnt, even when its quadruple wrapped in freezer bags and stored in a container. I envy you for having a freezer thats worth a damn
mama2b3 20
that freaking sucks im sorry :(