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Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
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Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML
Today, my wife was painting in the garage when she unplugged a random plug to charge her stupid, smelly vape without thinking about what it was she was unplugging. It was the large chest freezer. About £500 in meat and the entire bottom tier of our wedding cake defrosted and ruined. FML
Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
Today, in a fit of jealousy, my 10 year-old unplugged my freezer and lifted the lid before bed. It’s over 80°F in my garage. Now, my entire supply of breast milk is destroyed. Not only do I not have enough stored to feed my own baby, I was also donating to local hospitals. FML
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ThatIsSoFetch 7
I can't even imagine the horror that poor person experienced as soon as they opened that freezer. Gag.
gatorclay97 28
Dear god...
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gatorclay97 28
Dear god...
species4872 19
The cat did it.
Bubbles77777 11
Eww oh my gosh, I know the smell was horrible!!
Lobby_Bee 17
Febreeze, you need a shit ton of it.
ThatIsSoFetch 7
I can't even imagine the horror that poor person experienced as soon as they opened that freezer. Gag.
trainerchickie 6
I work at a vet clinic as well and our deep freeze is the morgue. It smells like death as is. I can only imagine what it'd smell like unthawed.
Miss_Whipped 43
Unthawed? :)
J352SAURUS 30
I just gagged a little bit. Dear God. I'm so sorry OP.
vanaathiel 13
I work at an animal control facility that also deals with roadkill. That happened to the freezer we had specifically for skunks. It was horrible.
RichardPencil 30
Someone’s gonna has some ‘splaining to do! “Accidentally” turned the freezer off?
littlelia 22
When I was going to school to be an animal health tech, there was a deep freeze in our classroom filled with corpses for dissection. One day there was a funky smell in the classroom, but the instructor thought it was the garbage, until after class. She opened the freezer, which happened to be next to my table I was leaving, and needless to say, it hadn't been working for a while. They took the whole thing to the dump and febreezed the room and hallway.