By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada
Same thing different taste
Heavy phone, dude
By Burton - 12/06/2021 20:00
Go get an Xray, dude
By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00
By ice_dancer_jake - 20/06/2019 02:28
By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
By ouchie - 02/01/2010 05:26 - Canada
By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States
By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem
Dumb, but relatable
By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands
By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00
Top comments
Comments
Too bad it didn't happen at work, there goes your workers comp.
You probably shouldn't have 'pulled' something that could fall, but grabbed it. YDI.
well thats what you get for caring so much about your toes. toes are stupid. forget about them. if i see a girl with painted up toes im not like "oh my god i jizzed in my pants because of those hot toes!" im like "nice toes wanna ****?" OR "nice toes i dont give a ****" sheesh!
Some people have foot fetishes
She was talking about having sore feet after being at work and having to walk/stand around all day. And seeing as she is a female, she was most likely wearing high heels. Get that through your thick skull.
OUCH! Well when you look at the bright side, your not going to be standing so much anymore... at least until they heal up. Hope your feeling better soon!
*you're
...bet the broken toes took your mind off of your aching heels..
I smell irony...
Keywords


Hahaha, well look at it this way, you won't have any long days of working on your feet anymore! in fact, i'd say you have the best foot spa in the whole world. It solved your problem for weeks, not just one night!
She was talking about having sore feet after being at work and having to walk/stand around all day. And seeing as she is a female, she was most likely wearing high heels. Get that through your thick skull.