Insert obligatory “shitty” comment here

Movie title: The Revenge of Betsey

Will probably star Tara Reid as Betsey

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You slip on some dung flung by some cattle bum
Your ankles say no
It tells you goodbye

Sounds like bullshit to me.

...I'll allow it.

More like cow shit. I'll se myself out.

Well played sir.

How fresh we talking? A day, a couple hours?
Would it have mattered?
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Dang cow patties are treacherous!

Cows are shifty. Watch your back the next time you’re on the farm.

that cow pie muat have been steamy, because you knew it was fresh.
thats odd that you got down to check the quality of the dung. usually when people fall they just fall. they dont go fresh checkin dung.

Well, shit... shit happens. What a shitty situation. That is one big pile of shit. Did I miss any puns?