Work and Animals: Glamorous... - FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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By anonymous - 11/11/2018 13:30

Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By freakingow - 14/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By Farmgirl - 04/10/2017 01:30

Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 02:00

Today, I went on a work team-building day at a snow park. Thirty minutes in, while I was climbing out of a slide, my 210 lb coworker ploughed into me in a donut ring. He obliterated my ankle and I've now got three months in a cast to look forward to. So much for the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 June 2018 21:28

Sounds like bullshit to me.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 21:23

Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You slip on some dung flung by some cattle bum Your ankles say no It tells you goodbye

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cdgrayson 21

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:59

Insert obligatory “shitty” comment here

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 21:16

Movie title: The Revenge of Betsey Will probably star Tara Reid as Betsey

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 21:23

Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You slip on some dung flung by some cattle bum Your ankles say no It tells you goodbye

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 June 2018 21:28

Sounds like bullshit to me.

Cali 54

Tuesday 12 June 2018 23:16

...I'll allow it.

missbuble98 19

Wednesday 13 June 2018 2:56

More like cow shit. I'll se myself out.

missbuble98 19

Wednesday 13 June 2018 2:56

see*

real life problems 26

Wednesday 13 June 2018 3:17

Well played sir.

John Nemeth 14

Tuesday 12 June 2018 22:38

How fresh we talking? A day, a couple hours? Would it have mattered? Tune in to “shitty situations” on Fox News! Where shit is our specialty.

core01 30

Wednesday 13 June 2018 2:58

Dang cow patties are treacherous!

Zeatha Mistron 7

Wednesday 13 June 2018 7:49

Cows are shifty. Watch your back the next time you’re on the farm.

xRapperXchiccX 5

Thursday 14 June 2018 11:58

that cow pie muat have been steamy, because you knew it was fresh. thats odd that you got down to check the quality of the dung. usually when people fall they just fall. they dont go fresh checkin dung.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 16 June 2018 4:12

Well, shit... shit happens. What a shitty situation. That is one big pile of shit. Did I miss any puns?

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...and just like that, the weekend was over.

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Today, the price I paid to go on a kayaking trip in the sea was nothing compared to the price that my foot paid when it inadvertently stepped on a sea urchin halfway into the water. FML

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Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

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Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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