freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Uh...chilled Poptarts. CHILLED, not FROZEN. Why on earth did you put them in there?
PentiumBawls8 0
its probably toaster strudel...why do you think they put them on the freezer section in the market
kdrox 0
I never put poptarts in the freezer before
_KCunningham 0
WOW this has never happened to anyone before. Seriously. Such an odd happening. If this is the most interestingly horrible thing that's ever happened to you then you really need to get off of here and do something with your life.
iluvninjas 0
wtf did you put poptarts in the freezer?!?! everyone knows that! well except you!! now you do. when i broke my foot i told my dr by jumping off the couch. but you get to say opening the freezer to get poptarts.
fretforyerlatte 0
well, you sold me. i want to put pop tarts in the freezer now.
johncow123 0
there thesse wierd ice cream flavored pop tarts
Donish1786 0
poptarts in the freezer? you deserved it.
hailphire130 0
yea ydi for putting poptarts un the freezer
PotatoeSneeze11 0
YDI for not eat toaster stroodle.