By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
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derpyshy 16

Make sure to wash up with lots of antibacterial soap. I work in grocery and have cut myself on bagged ice multiple times. Shit's like bagged glass. Hope you heal up quick.

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gamermonster 34

Am i the only one who's confused on how that could happen?

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False_Stupidity 41

I can only imagine that with it being frozen solid there's a possibility of it having an edge sharp enough to cut.

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gamermonster 34

So I would be able to cut myself on ice cream? D:

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MrSassypants 33

If the ice cream is cold enough and sharp enough then yes, you should. Especially if it has other things in it like cookies and stuff like that. I have cut my tongue before on ice cream before. It's possible.

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princeofgirl 18

The chicken fought back!

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A07 48

Think a pointy shard of frozen ice

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mds9986 24

Ice cream isn't frozen. It is designed to have a have a very low freezing point so it doesn't freeze all the way.

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feliciaheartu 21

Please tell me which company is the cutlet from, I will inform my mum Not to buy their cutlet.

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hellnosucka 27

the name of the company is "Sharp Chicks."

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lightbane 4

not the companys fault. just the way its frozen.....

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singlwforlife 22

You do realize that cutlet doesn't mean to "Let cut", right? Lol. In all honesty though, at least you don't sound like one of those insane people who would sue over something so trivial!

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higgysaurus 18

That joke was cringe worthy, but I applaud the effort

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derpyshy 16

Make sure to wash up with lots of antibacterial soap. I work in grocery and have cut myself on bagged ice multiple times. Shit's like bagged glass. Hope you heal up quick.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Well that chicken kept fighting to its last.

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Skoff_fml 27

You take a pound of flesh, the chicken will take a pint of blood.

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Lalala579121 27

That was just to get you to stop loafing around.

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crankawank 19

Same! I've gotten cut by a panera bread baguette

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AcieMcG 21

I cut myself on a plastic spoon >.>

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