Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
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Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML
Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML
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orbiter6467 0
that was you?
Leelee93 0
LEGGGGO Ftw :) Never too old for them :D
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lace2010 0
FIRST! and wow..grow up!
MrDanimal 0
I've been there to buddy :'( when I was 8
orbiter6467 0
that was you?
ImRawrtastic 0
its totaly okay to cry over legos when ur 5
deadsrs 0
Glue and packaging tape, the cure-all for things that fall apart.
Snake_Monkey 0
easily an MLIA FOR ME.
thor89 0
your not alone ROLf
GeoThermalSleuth 0
I completely understand. Legos are fun and when they got stolen right from under us ... Well that stuff hurts. Let me have a moment. [Sob] [Crying] [I'm Crying Here!] . Okay better, I know your in pain so ... let's go through this together.
superHydrate 4
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op FAiL #31 EPIC FAIL!!! go kill yourself!!!
aardvarkish 16
@37 WFT are you griping about?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
He's giving in to insanity.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
And OP if your that upset come over to my house and play Legos, Legos were my Childhood. We can Build Boats, Dinosaurs, Planes, hey I know you live in the United Kingdom ... and I live in Oklahoma, USA, but we can work it out.
j2484 0
queer
superHydrate 4
WTF gentelman!!!
maddmaddieee 0
o_o ur serious?
JohnyF 0
lol last time I cried over legos was 6 XD
sc95060sc 0
geothermal is a retard
Subrosawolf 0
Geothermal is awesome!
GeoThermalSleuth 0
^ Thank You.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
And #109 Yes I am a Retard. But the thing about me is I embrace my inner Retarded Side. It makes me a better person. And if we don't laugh ... We'll cry.
quikwit1212 0
This isn't an FML, it's more of an MLIA.
l1douchhe1l 0
stop trying to be funny you dont have any friends your not cool so just stfu
xXDeadPoolXx 0
legos are the shiz! I wouldn't have cried op but I definetly would be pissed
GeoThermalSleuth 0
#159 are you talking to me or OP?
daniel1_1 13
says the guy who's username is douche
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Yes I don't have any friends, Yes I'm not cool, but at least I'm not someone (Much Like yourself) who comes onto a comment board, and ruins the fun of all who comment. Just by insulting me your proving that you indeed have no friends, your not cool, and have no life. Yes I have no friends, nor am I cool, but at least I'm not afraid to admit it.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
That was directed at #159 ... that is.
KadiPips 0
I'm 20 and have like a bad obsession with legozz
elliebugg 0
wow, do u still live with your mother too???
calliebob 0
i live in oklahoma too o.o
Skullcrusher 5
Get a freakin' life ******!
GeoThermalSleuth 0
#183 Cool. Yeah Oklahoma is okay but it's ... okay it is very Ugly. And I have a feeling people are going to say I have no life (Since I've posted comments here way to much, and I said so in my comment) I'm only 15, I'm to little of a kid to have a life. That's what the Internet is for, Yay Internet!
GeoThermalSleuth 0
I've commented to much on this board. Time to go do something productive.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Yes Friend, that is exactly what I'm going to do
Guuurlplease 0
Legos are bomb !
GeoThermalSleuth 0
... I, um ... Yeah ... I've gotta go.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Wait! ... Guy or Girl?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Wait! I have a feeling your some creepy middle aged guy, luring on inocent kids, In that case, Get away from me you creepy Perv.
lickmyjock 0
you're fyi
thor89 0
37 Hey go back and do your girlfreind for the tenth time (your hand) And thanks 52
thor89 0
37 Hey go back and do your girlfreind for the tenth time (your hand) And thanks 52
advent2060 4
...wow...are u for real?...that's just plain sad OP
Talksyic 0
I know, right? Good Legos are pretty hard to find now, and really expensive, so if it were me, I would have been pretty upset too.
thor89 0
37 shut up troll and Im the one to finish this 2 camels in a tiny car
BBQFetus 0
lol
jeromeco32 0
I'm sry but I know a friend like you and I tell him the same thing... buck up and shut up, pussy
can_not_think_of 0
Ha ha, I love your comments *smile-laughs*, made my day. :P
allen20 0
I like ppl like you who know how to standup for themselves.
RaKum12 0
legos r fun but ur a bitch 4 cryin over them
sarah407 0
...creeper
sarah407 0
uhh double creeper
partymamaMania4 0
wow ur just imbarisin ur self by puttin dis FML on the website wow wat a queer u r loser
ranty_nerd 0
if you use legos for d
jz113 0
dont admit you dont have friends! that will lead to even more shit from the others! Also, OP, i feel your pain. legos are more addicting than WoW. ( world of warcraft for those non rpg people)
GreenDaylovr 0
no itssok to cry over legos cuz they are the SH IT!!!!
rasellersjr 0
rofl imbarisin.... you must attend an inner-city public school. My dog spells better than that 271
konrad1 0
go kill YOURself 37! dang legos are fun!
giiiiinge 0
dayummmm, that's not fun :(
APD16 1
I will always remember Lego as being one of the best toys of my childhood :)
heeheehoo 0
Agreed (:
dgv 13
they're still awesome!!
finalfantasy7 0
Yah from your child hood. This guys 18. Someone needs a life...(sorry OP but if you cry over lego you do need a life
mrspsl 0
:/ sometimes disappointment can be overwhelming
MermaidSongXOXO 6
You fail at life :) Nah, just kidding. But, at 18 you'd think you'd have a bit more maturity than to cry because you couldn't buy a certain toy.
Gstone5 0
mermaidsong if thts u on the pic ur hot :) and OP seriously grow up, u should cry if u cant get a car not cuz of a toy...
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Gstone, if that's you in your pic, you're hot.
maskedman 9
I used to be like that too. I grew out of it when I turned eight.
CyrusTheBlue 0
HURR AND DURR. Keep acting manly on the internet.
LauraTheKiwi 0
^^Ahaha. As for OP, that's not an FML. Lego is amazing. ;D
Ajjas013 6
I got this one Tara: Dude, if that's you in your pic, you are smokin'! Date me? Just kidding. But damn your comment creeped me out! Tara... Don't get raped :)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I'll try my hardest not to :) Yeah, getting hit on online is creepy -_-
anaelantigua 0
ewwwww I bet! What if it was some creeper who was like, 100 something years old! *gasp!* How scandolous!
seeimdee 0
hmm...I think they're kidding bout ya being hot. jus' sayin.
ShadowzI 0
online creepers are funny. stalkers checked pedofile checked kidnapper checked pyschopath checked creepy old dudes who sit on a computer admiring online pictures of others while still living with their parents.... do we have Internet? yes? ... checked "the Internet is the most intelligent system in the hands of the least intelligent"
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#148 No, I thought they were serious. *rolls eyes* Duh. I've got to be one of the ugliest people on here, so I'm not actually taking it serious :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao mermaidsong u got sum luverz :P
ImRawrtastic 0
btw ur not ugly If that's u lol no ****..
osnapp55 0
mermaid i'll do the honours our fugly. jk anyways
Leelee93 0
LEGGGGO Ftw :) Never too old for them :D
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Never is a strong word, leelee93. One day I'll build you a sunset that you can keep forever. Happy Valentine's Day! ;)
CallMeHush 0
That is just so sad on so many ******* levels. Just a guess but I doubt you will be moving out of mom's basement anytime soon.
gnetgirl26 0
grow up it's just some legos
Intellectualist 0
we don't have basements in the uk, I should know, I live there.
Intellectualist 0
I want a house with a basement! I've never found one :(
saranottelling 7
houses in the uk don't have basements? Why not? Basements are awesome and creepy!
saranottelling 7
Well that sucks. Half my childhood memories come from hanging out in my basement... I was a lonely child.
caaamilleeee 0
I totally agree
JACKxRAWR 22
Hahaha! What the **** are you doing with your lives that's so special? Just because OP got worked up over something they enjoy. I ******* love lego and I still build stuff with it, I'm also getting qualifications and have my life roughly planned out. OP and I both have a hobby we enjoy and that we have the balls to carry on with even when ***** like you lot start taking the piss.
iheartjustinsane 0
Immature nerd is immature.
Meowinx 5
James May' Toy Stories... made Lego way more awesome than it already was! He built a whole house out of Lego and lived in it for 24 hours!!
Freeze_fml 16
LOL. OP is a woman, though.
7man 0
you mean captin slow ?