freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
thor89 0
why are you doing this why why would you freeze poptards o my god o my fricking god you heartless bastard Im going to kill myself because of you Har har imao
ComMed 0
how many idiots do we have that comment here? putting poptarts in the freezer is so oldbif you havent heard of it well thy would be because your circle of friends aren't either cool enough or smart enough. Poptarts freezer=awesome
fueledbyshar 0
Agreed.
fmivida1 0
you all need to cool your ignorant jets! FYI there ARE types of pop tarts that you put in the freezer such as hot fudge sundae and smores. open up to new ideas people. and OP FYL :(
judetheobvious 0
YDI for eating poptarts, tramps food lol
ImRawrtastic 0
I wasn't gangin up I jus gave a guess :(
OMGitsCOUREY 0
who puts poptarts in the freezer?
fmivida1 0
lots of people. get out of the house.
ImRawrtastic 0
wtf wordsofhope was jus curiouse she cudve said the same thing bouh me notin to get offended by
saranottelling 7
I hope you got your poptart in the end. If you didn't this would be a very sad story.
sosadrightnow 4
Same thing happened to me! It was a frozen turkey.
theservant 1
YDI. pop tarts in the freezer?