freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
dragongirl13 2
YDI for having poptarts in the freezer. who the hell puts paptarts in the freezer?
ezrl_ritvoi 0
who the hell calls them paptarts?
fmivida1 0
do yourself a favor by buying some hot fudge sundae poptarts and put them in the freezer. you can thank me later.
KurouTenshi 0
**** your toe! Are the Pop•Tarts okay?!
Icarus_II 0
Total pwned moment. If I were in the house while that happened, I would have shouted "WIN!!!" How about you eat the meat since it attacked you now OP? The food finds you, you eat it. The akward, semi-square of life.
deadsrs 0
It's kinda like the old "when life hands you lemons..." saying except in this instance your lemons are meat and your god is a freezer... DAMNIT OP make some lemonaid oughta that meat!
deadsrs 0
god = life... and here I thought I was going to have a post that made perfect sense....
cmac86 24
yeah why were poptarts in the freezer? they're room temperature when you buy them.
ditzykayla 0
haha. this is quite funny....but to all the people who are asking who puts pop tarts in the freezer....there are kinds that say on the box 'You can put theses in the freezer'
Marv88 0
"theses?" That sounds like feces.
moneyman22 7
r u kidding?
MarilynMorose 2
WTF?!?!? Poptarts in a freezer?
NoMusicNoLife43 0
that sucks, something falls out on me like everytime I open the freezer.
kimshoo 0
ouch!! but did you mean toaster strudel? those are the ones that go in the freezer...
24788 7
Pop tarts suck. No need that shit.
Freeze_fml 17
GTFO.