freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
fallnangel7 0
youvallvare dumb asses forvthinking it's weird to put poptarts in the freezer!!! they make poptarts that are suppose to go in the freezer!!!!
gewt 4
Look Pendatic, another one.
gewt 4
Trojan fails us, as they keep making new ones.
lovesexhugs 0
I am so goig to b looking for these pop tarts you put in the freezer!
TheJesterOfRippe 0
I just bursted out laughing, in my quiet living room, I finished laughing by accidentaly snorting. My family stared, and then bursted out laughing because I snorted. Lol, my family rules.
xarumitzu 0
AVALANCHE! Hehe
CloudEnvy 17
With the power of the internet at your fingertips why so much dis-like for the idea of pop tarts in the freezer? Unless it's not a freezer and is actually a meat locker. Which would deserve disbelief for pop tarts in the freezer. I don't think there's enough context here to be jumping to conclusions.
Chr0nicdreamz 0
who the he'll keeps poptarts in the freezer?
youthink_fml 0
YDI for eating nasty poptarts and for putting them in the freezer.
blueknight1st 26
That's what you get for putting pop tarts in the freezer.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Why are poptarts in the freezer?
CYNNER 0
Let this be a lesson to you. don't beat your meat or it might beat you back