freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Comments (269)
flugiboogee 9
Maybe the meat and poptarts formed an alliance because they're sick of being in the freezer and attacked you.
1LL337 0
OUCH I'm in pain imagining it. YDI kinda fr freezing pop tarts but it still sucks and sounds mad painful FYL.
blastvortex 4
Why the hell are your Pop-Tarts in the freezer? YDI. It looks like you need to organize your freezer better as well.
Nic_hole 0
ouchhhh!!!!
coltsluvr123 2
hahaha that happens to me all the time, minus the toe breaking...
smellyoldlady 0
ydi for poptarts inn freezer
ftb170 0
in the freezer?????
mraninimous 0
why are your poptarts in the freezer
natepyron 0
why go for poptarts when you got all that meat?
baybybitch 0
YDI for being hungry