freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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fxdxhk90 0
You gotta wonder how many idiots are gonna say " omg poptards in da freeezer, ydi!" before they realize that there are actually pop tarts that are meant to be frozen. Just some advice for next time, keep your foot out of the way, this stuff happens quite frequently based on these comments.
heavyset 0
this is hilarious lmao def an fml ... at least u can use that meat to bring down the swelling?
dckbtch 2
I don't care what others say or the box says: POP TARTS DO NOT GO IN THE FREEZER! YDI
fmivida1 0
fyl for believing that.
bfffness 0
ouch!
MrNismo 0
for the bunch of idiots thst keep saying. " poptarts in your freezer? your an idiot" your the idiot cus for like the 100th time sumones said it there are sum poptarts you can freeze and they taste hella good. so let's see how many more idiots call him an idiot
soksoeur 4
It must suck living in a place where there aren't frozen poptarts. I am not talking about toaster strudel either. Quit being stubborn and just watch this commercial so all these people who are oblivious of the almighty frozen poptart's existence can shut up. YouTube : "Pop Tarts Commercial - Freedom" And OP, I hope your toe feels better. No one can play around with that foot for a while so that's going to suck.
DarkArchon 0
YDI. Pop-Tarts are notorious meat-pushers and survivalists.
ElMundio87 0
1. Wear footwear in the house 2. Don't put pop tarts in the freezer That is all
FarSide 23
The FDA needs to start an investigation. PopTarts need a warning label about the potential side effects from freezing these tasty pastries. I smell a class-action suit in the works...
fallenkid 0
I thought it said block of metal lol
rouxvanity 0
Why were your Poptarts in the freezer?