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Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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Nyudo 3

What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!

Fabby_fml 2

Well. That's random.

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CallMeHush 1

I love the frozen pop-tarts! Not as much as pancakes but they are good. I've had the same thing happen, I try and keep the meat in the deep freezer and the box stuff in the little one. If you do that you have fast easy eggo access!

deadsrs 0

Meat your maker? hurhurhue

gary1984 0

poptarts in the freezer? where the hell are you from?

babybubz 0

some people like their pop tarts frozen.. is there a rule that says they HAVE to be stored in the cupboard? what's the big deal?

DubstepMasta 18

Yes. It was made by the international storing commission. "Section 6, subsection 1264. All poptarts must be stored in cupboards, as to prevent the crushing of toes by meat block."

ily1210 10

freezer poptarts? im confused. did u confused the freezer with the cupboard? but still, thats why we keep meat in a different freezer than the one thats like.. attatched to the fridge.

dorkymichelle 0

This is why I always stand away from the freezer and reach in.

npeezle 0

Poptarts don't go in the freezer...did you mean Toaster Strudel, the arch nemesis of poptarts?

Toxxic_Blackout 0

Excuse you bitch. There are Pop-tarts made specificly to be eaten frozen, therefor putting them in the FREEZER is perfectly acceptable. However, it's a YDI for not eating the the nice, warm Pop-tarts that go in the toaster.

firesetsboy 0

OKAY FIRST OF ALL WTF DO YOU HAVE POPTARTS IN YOUR FREEZER FOR MAYBE YOU BREAKING YOUR TOE SHOULD TEACH YOU TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND PUT STUFF AWAY WHERE IT GOES WHICH MEANS POPTARTS IN THE CUPBOARD NOT THE FREAKING FREEZER. OH AND ALL OF YOU RETARDS THAT KEEPS SAYING THEY MAKE POPTARTS THAT GO IN THE FREEZER YOUR EVEN BIGGER IDIOTS THOSE ARE TOASTER STRUDELS NOT AND I REPEAT NOT FREAKING POPTARTS YOU GOD FORSAKEN MORONS. but really hope your okay cuz i know that can hurt i used to work in a meat department and had a slab of ribs fall on me and break my shoulder so i feel sympathy for you but like i said dont keep poptarts in the freezer the strudels go there my friend.

Toxxic_Blackout 0

OMG you are freaking mentally challenged. While toaster strudels DO go in the freezer, there are certain POPTARTS made to go in the freezer you ******* dumbass. Stop being a douche and get your facts straight before putting your ignorant comments on here.

saranottelling 7

STOP MAKING THE VOICE IN MY HEAD YELL! There are POPTARTS that they advertise to be good chilled in a freezer. I think most people know the different between poptarts and toaster strudels. Don't call people an idiot before you know what you are talking you. You sir, are the idiot.

mrmystery96 0

aaaagh! where oh where the he'll did my comment run off to?!?!?!

mrmystery96 0

hell*

dancerprancer 0

haha true. poptarts dont go in the freezer but whatever helps them sleep at night.

ImRawrtastic 0

lmao I think it's a guy

gewt 4

most women like big meat.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Especially your mum, gewt! Yessssss! high 5!!!!

gewt 4

At least she wouldn't break her toe with it, right?

Ajjas013 6

Pendatic... High-five has a different sexual meaning... Check Urbandictionary

anaelantigua 0

I did! And wow! I didn't know you could do that over the internet! Oh wait.....you can't....what if it was like that movie! Ummmm, Charlie and the factory! That one! Where they can transport you over the computer or tv or something! (: Then that could happen! (: I feel so smart now! (;

perdix 31

The ghost of the murdered cow strikes back from beyond the dead! This sounds like a horror movie written by vegans. even though they'd claim it was a documentary! ;)

mrmystery96 0

you know, mythbusters did this and found out a good sized turkey could crush a small dog. so, what have we learned? from here on out, wear your chiuahua (I think that's how it's spelled, spare me grammar Nazis.) as a slipper when retrieving poptarts from your frozen food recepticle containment field holder.