Miscellaneous: Awkwaaaaaard

Awkwaaaaaard

By Why - 02/04/2014 08:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 644

You deserved it 6 325

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Same thing different taste

By SeaSick - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 801

You deserved it 3 599

Kinda true, though

By Ponce de Leon's folly - 08/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 395

You deserved it 1 117

Romantic evening

By Neglected - 11/12/2013 19:06 - United States - Wimberley

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 208

You deserved it 6 262

By danikka1 - 11/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 100

You deserved it 10 500

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 256

You deserved it 3 703

By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 853

You deserved it 2 498

By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 626

You deserved it 5 766

By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 328

You deserved it 7 331

Bean.

By BeanThereRuinedThat - 22/03/2017 12:00

Today, my partner proposed to me during an anniversary dinner at a small, quiet Italian restaurant near where we live. We'd never been before, but the food was great, and the staff lovely. It all would have been perfect, if not for the dozens of pictures of Mr. Bean which covered every wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 340

You deserved it 1 063

By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 674

You deserved it 6 112

revan546 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:52

Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..

junkman6 22

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:56

I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?

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revan546 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:52

Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..

martialart1st18 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 14:24

You went to dinner before 3:13 AM?

revan546 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 15:53

No I didn't, but thank you for asking.

iOceanus 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 16:29

33: If you're going to thread-jack, at least mention that you're talking to OP.

jaellin 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:52

Happy anniversary!

Attoron98 1

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:54

3rd comment woohoo! Also that sucks but at least if pirates attack you can hide easier :-D

bummervacation 10

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:54

So the carpet literally matches what's draped over you? Solution: shave that very pattern on your pubes and be punny for the next 8 hours :D

Jellybellybeanz 22

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:29

What the heck dude??

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:39

17 - He went full retard. This is why you never go full retard.

junkman6 22

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:41

#4 the original comment was hilarious why did you go "full retard" and edit it?

INeedAUserNamr 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 13:03

#4 What the hell. How would she do that. She's not going to walk into the bathroom and shave her stuff.

gingaa96 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 14:14

What the actual ****, 4?

HeyTherexxx 21

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:55

One day you'll look back at this and laugh, so don't worry, OP. Happy anniversary!

Michael903 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:55

Look on the bright side. Your husband was proudly too busy looking at you to notice.

junkman6 22

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:56

I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?

NineInchSacks 11

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:59

At least it doesn't clash! Happy anniversary!

yeti37 16

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:59

Relax and just blend in...

xx000o 27

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:59

Don't worry about the little things, you were probably the only one who noticed. Happy 25th

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 126

You deserved it 3 083

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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You deserved it 15 066

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Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 826

You deserved it 7 139

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 470

You deserved it 37

Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 614

You deserved it 5 454

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 986

You deserved it 5 654

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 073

You deserved it 7 218

Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 561

You deserved it 77

Awkwaaaaaard

Same thing different taste

Kinda true, though

Romantic evening

Bean.

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