Awkwaaaaaard

By Why - 02/04/2014 08:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML
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revan546 24

Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..

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junkman6 22

I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?

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revan546 24

Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..

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martialart1st18 19

You went to dinner before 3:13 AM?

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revan546 24

No I didn't, but thank you for asking.

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iOceanus 18

33: If you're going to thread-jack, at least mention that you're talking to OP.

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Attoron98 1

3rd comment woohoo! Also that sucks but at least if pirates attack you can hide easier :-D

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bummervacation 10

So the carpet literally matches what's draped over you? Solution: shave that very pattern on your pubes and be punny for the next 8 hours :D

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Dave_Davington 33

17 - He went full retard. This is why you never go full retard.

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junkman6 22

#4 the original comment was hilarious why did you go "full retard" and edit it?

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INeedAUserNamr 13

#4 What the hell. How would she do that. She's not going to walk into the bathroom and shave her stuff.

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gingaa96 18

What the actual ****, 4?

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HeyTherexxx 21

One day you'll look back at this and laugh, so don't worry, OP. Happy anniversary!

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Michael903 18

Look on the bright side. Your husband was proudly too busy looking at you to notice.

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junkman6 22

I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?

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NineInchSacks 11

At least it doesn't clash! Happy anniversary!

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xx000o 27

Don't worry about the little things, you were probably the only one who noticed. Happy 25th

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