Awkwaaaaaard

By Why - 02/04/2014 08:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 556
You deserved it 6 295

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Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..

I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?

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Camoflauge OP! Smart thinkin... They'll never get you now..

You went to dinner before 3:13 AM?

No I didn't, but thank you for asking.

33: If you're going to thread-jack, at least mention that you're talking to OP.

Happy anniversary!

3rd comment woohoo! Also that sucks but at least if pirates attack you can hide easier :-D

So the carpet literally matches what's draped over you? Solution: shave that very pattern on your pubes and be punny for the next 8 hours :D

What the heck dude??

17 - He went full retard. This is why you never go full retard.

#4 the original comment was hilarious why did you go "full retard" and edit it?

#4 What the hell. How would she do that. She's not going to walk into the bathroom and shave her stuff.

What the actual fuck, 4?

One day you'll look back at this and laugh, so don't worry, OP. Happy anniversary!

Look on the bright side. Your husband was proudly too busy looking at you to notice.

I bet your husband didn't know he married a ninja until this anniversary. How does it feel to reveal your secret?

At least it doesn't clash! Happy anniversary!

Relax and just blend in...

Don't worry about the little things, you were probably the only one who noticed. Happy 25th