By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 211
You deserved it 9 059

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jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.


jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

incoherentrmblr 21

I can only imagine how Homer Simpson would react...

Hot like a doughnut lol

You beat me to it.

I was just about to say that!!

joeyl2008 29

Hey, anything to please your man.

I heard that in Si's voice from Duck Dynasty

#38, what?! Didn't know Si was gay. lol

I'd take it as a compliment OP. Donut's are sexy. So you're sexy, your man is happy and it's a win for all.

#93, of all things people call sexy, I never imagined donuts as one of them..

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

The same thing happened to my boyfriend when I worked at a movie theater; I always came home smelling like buttered popcorn and nachos. You know what they say; the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Im sorry but at least he appreciates you!

Sounds like a win win situation to me!

tayymeds 23

To each their own, at least he's not repelled by it.

I think it is adorable :)

He can probably glaze at you all day..

And sprinkle her with affection.

If she's from New England, she could end up filled with Boston Creme.

Let's just hope that he doesn't prefer her to have a jam filling.

23lf 16


How old are you?

I'm sure there's a couple of donut holes he can fill with his Krispy Kreme

#43 Mmmmm I love boston creams they are my favourite!

#68 Why do you want to know?

STOP RUINING DOUGHNUTS FOR ME! *sobs in corner while clutching a chocolate-glazed doughnut*

Now I want some doughnuts. Thanks guysss

narnianstars 8

F#*k her right in the donut hole

Then she becomes a Boston Creme.

I dunno guys, I'm pretty jelly of him.

Let's just hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

martin8337 35

Same thing as if she cooked fries all day, yummy;-).

But with more sweat and grease