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By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
The same thing happened to my boyfriend when I worked at a movie theater; I always came home smelling like buttered popcorn and nachos. You know what they say; the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
At least he kind of called you hot.
My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.