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By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

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Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
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jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

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uhhSavage 22

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

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joeyl2008 29

Hey, anything to please your man.

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Z3R0G5 23

I heard that in Si's voice from Duck Dynasty

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torbey 23

I'd take it as a compliment OP. Donut's are sexy. So you're sexy, your man is happy and it's a win for all.

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Mystery_Unsolved 16

#93, of all things people call sexy, I never imagined donuts as one of them..

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uhhSavage 22

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

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amisenho 11

The same thing happened to my boyfriend when I worked at a movie theater; I always came home smelling like buttered popcorn and nachos. You know what they say; the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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TM24D 15

Im sorry but at least he appreciates you!

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zandalee 19

Sounds like a win win situation to me!

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tayymeds 23

To each their own, at least he's not repelled by it.

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GentlemanBastard 15

If she's from New England, she could end up filled with Boston Creme.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Let's just hope that he doesn't prefer her to have a jam filling.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

I'm sure there's a couple of donut holes he can fill with his Krispy Kreme

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little_one 20

#43 Mmmmm I love boston creams they are my favourite!

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amisenho 11

STOP RUINING DOUGHNUTS FOR ME! *sobs in corner while clutching a chocolate-glazed doughnut*

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Memma_fml 14

Now I want some doughnuts. Thanks guysss

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narnianstars 8

F#*k her right in the donut hole

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Bentonic 11

I dunno guys, I'm pretty jelly of him.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Let's just hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

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martin8337 35

Same thing as if she cooked fries all day, yummy;-).

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kingdomgirl94 29

But with more sweat and grease

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