Cats with jobs

By Where's Jerry the mouse when you want him - 17/04/2022 16:00

Today, our baby cries constantly, except for when our grumpy old feral tom cat comes over to lay beside her, lick her head and so on. This bastard cat is the most ornery sumbitch I've ever met and bites worse than a bear trap, yet he's a better dad than I am. Plus, he looks so damn smug while he's doing it. FML
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Crowned Sataness 11
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it has nothing to do with your parenting. trust me I have 4. some babies are extremely cranky and colicky. most babies will comfort for an animal over a human

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RichardPencil 30
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It's because he's a "kewl kat." I'm sure he cleans the house much better than you, too. Don't piss him off or he'll swat your banjo string. I'll stop now.

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RichardPencil 30
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It's because he's a "kewl kat." I'm sure he cleans the house much better than you, too. Don't piss him off or he'll swat your banjo string. I'll stop now.

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Crowned Sataness 11
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it has nothing to do with your parenting. trust me I have 4. some babies are extremely cranky and colicky. most babies will comfort for an animal over a human

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IHaveThePower 13
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Look, on the one hand, babies and cats are a match made in heaven because kittehs love babies and babies love kittehs, and doesn't matter how feral the cat is, they love 'em some human babies. On the other... *points and laughs* Don't worry, your kid will be more fun when he can talk. Then he can tell you that he has a kitty daddy.

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