Cats with jobs

By Where's Jerry the mouse when you want him - 17/04/2022 16:00

Today, our baby cries constantly, except for when our grumpy old feral tom cat comes over to lay beside her, lick her head and so on. This bastard cat is the most ornery sumbitch I've ever met and bites worse than a bear trap, yet he's a better dad than I am. Plus, he looks so damn smug while he's doing it. FML
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it has nothing to do with your parenting. trust me I have 4. some babies are extremely cranky and colicky. most babies will comfort for an animal over a human

That grumpy old feral tomcat might think your baby is his kitten.

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It's because he's a "kewl kat." I'm sure he cleans the house much better than you, too. Don't piss him off or he'll swat your banjo string. I'll stop now.

it has nothing to do with your parenting. trust me I have 4. some babies are extremely cranky and colicky. most babies will comfort for an animal over a human

That grumpy old feral tomcat might think your baby is his kitten.