Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg,...

By fucking har har, dad - 5/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By daliagrande | 17

#5010392 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

At least you didn't break your other leg.

By gibby1235 | 6

#5010402 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

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By daliagrande | 17

#5010392 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

At least you didn't break your other leg.

DrDilllonReese | 12

#5010407 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Just go exile yourself

Dixbfloppin | 11

#5010432 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:46

Yeah, that was already mentioned in the FML, #1.

astoryofroses | 9

#5010446 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:48

wow, what kind of father says that?

GypsyRover | 0

#5010519 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:58

I would have broken my good leg off in his ass! At least that's what I would be thinking. Not everything I think comes out my mouth.

kyleekay | 25

#5010529 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:59

5- You need to relax a little bit. Take a deep breath, and find your happy place. We'll get through this together.

Zebro_fml | 6

#5015436 - Sunday 7 October 2012 19:58

Funny dads

By asfan2081 | 2

#5010396 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

am i the only one who pees on the side of the toilet seat to make less noise?

By gibby1235 | 6

#5010402 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

chell1894 | 13

#5011495 - Saturday 6 October 2012 14:21

I mean, it would have been a funny story.

stingray112 | 24

#6226914 - Monday 9 March 2015 20:33

Yeah it was a just a joke chill out

By thethatoneguy_21 | 4

#5010404 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Adds a whole new meaning to break a leg

Schizomaniac | 24

#5010418 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:44

How exactly does it do that?

kyleekay | 25

#5010500 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:55

8- I believe they were referring to the good luck gesture for performers, when people tell them to "break a leg". Though it would be more significant if OP was a performer who broke their leg on stage... but I get what they're saying.