By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
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daliagrande 17
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At least you didn't break your other leg.

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gibby1235 6

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

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daliagrande 17
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At least you didn't break your other leg.

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Just go exile yourself

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Dixbfloppin 11
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Yeah, that was already mentioned in the FML, #1.

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astoryofroses 9
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wow, what kind of father says that?

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GypsyRover 0
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I would have broken my good leg off in his ass! At least that's what I would be thinking. Not everything I think comes out my mouth.

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unknown_user5566 26

5- You need to relax a little bit. Take a deep breath, and find your happy place. We'll get through this together.

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asfan2081 2

am i the only one who pees on the side of the toilet seat to make less noise?

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gibby1235 6

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

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chell1894 13

I mean, it would have been a funny story.

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stingray112 24
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Yeah it was a just a joke chill out

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thethatoneguy_21 4
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Adds a whole new meaning to break a leg

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Schizomaniac 24

How exactly does it do that?

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unknown_user5566 26

8- I believe they were referring to the good luck gesture for performers, when people tell them to "break a leg". Though it would be more significant if OP was a performer who broke their leg on stage... but I get what they're saying.

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daliagrande 17
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I'm pretty sure he was joking around.

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bluepenguins 0

Your dads a inconsiderate asshole..

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NashyzzleTheN 10
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I wouldn't call him that for one little thing he said..

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starbursty 0
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Your an asshole for saying that

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Pandacupcakelove 26
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49 *You're Sorry :/

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chatoyant_fml 12
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Funny you can call him out on just a text. He probably just joked.

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KiddNYC1O 20

dad's* Idiota.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19
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Hell, it's a story your grand kids could have laughed about!

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kvdfan 7
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Trip the jerk so YOU can have a hilarious story for your friends. "How you like me now!"

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unknown_user5566 26

Damnit. Thanks to your comment, that country song "How Do You Like Me Now" is stuck in my head.

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unknown_user5566 26

Obviously the only remaining option is to hold a country-themed FML Karaoke event. Does anyone have a cowbell?

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DerrickJames 33
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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unknown_user5566 26

52- BUT cowbell makes everything better. ;)

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kittenvks 11

It definitely needs more cowbell

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ShyAnn29 14
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*hands kyleekay a cowbell*

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MarkEternal02 19
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Christopher Walken reference there, 71?

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abrons 0
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Well that would be a good story... But yes fyl

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graffitied_love 20
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Because he made that comment OP has a good enough story to be posted on FML. Its not all bad :)

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MURIKKA 11
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Hit him in the head and ask him if he lost his other brain cell.

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TheOath 12

Hit and run. Erm.. In your case, hit and limp?

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