By fucking har har, dad - /
Friday 5 October 2012 23:38 /
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daliagrande
| 17
At least you didn't break your other leg.
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gibby1235
| 6
Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.
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daliagrande
| 17
At least you didn't break your other leg.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Just go exile yourself
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Dixbfloppin
| 11
Yeah, that was already mentioned in the FML, #1.
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astoryofroses
| 9
wow, what kind of father says that?
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GypsyRover
| 0
I would have broken my good leg off in his ass! At least that's what I would be thinking. Not everything I think comes out my mouth.
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kyleekay
| 25
5- You need to relax a little bit. Take a deep breath, and find your happy place. We'll get through this together.
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Zebro_fml
| 6
Funny dads
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asfan2081
| 2
am i the only one who pees on the side of the toilet seat to make less noise?
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gibby1235
| 6
Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.
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chell1894
| 13
I mean, it would have been a funny story.
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stingray112
| 24
Yeah it was a just a joke chill out
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thethatoneguy_21
| 4
Adds a whole new meaning to break a leg
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Schizomaniac
| 24
How exactly does it do that?
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kyleekay
| 25
8- I believe they were referring to the good luck gesture for performers, when people tell them to "break a leg". Though it would be more significant if OP was a performer who broke their leg on stage... but I get what they're saying.
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deBlobX
| 12
いいえ
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daliagrande
| 17
I'm pretty sure he was joking around.
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bluepenguins
| 0
Your dads a inconsiderate asshole..
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NashyzzleTheN
| 10
I wouldn't call him that for one little thing he said..
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ihasbrains
| 10
An*
Hehe.
Hehe.
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starbursty
| 0
Your an asshole for saying that
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Pandacupcakelove
| 25
49 *You're
Sorry :/
Sorry :/
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chatoyant_fml
| 12
Funny you can call him out on just a text. He probably just joked.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
dad's*
Idiota.
Idiota.
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
Hell, it's a story your grand kids could have laughed about!
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kvdfan
| 7
Trip the jerk so YOU can have a hilarious story for your friends. "How you like me now!"
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kyleekay
| 25
Damnit. Thanks to your comment, that country song "How Do You Like Me Now" is stuck in my head.
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kyleekay
| 25
Obviously the only remaining option is to hold a country-themed FML Karaoke event.
Does anyone have a cowbell?
Does anyone have a cowbell?
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DerrickJames
| 33
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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kyleekay
| 25
52- BUT cowbell makes everything better. ;)
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kittenvks
| 11
It definitely needs more cowbell
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ShyAnn29
| 14
*hands kyleekay a cowbell*
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MarkEternal02
| 19
Christopher Walken reference there, 71?
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abrons
| 0
Well that would be a good story... But yes fyl
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graffitied_love
| 20
Because he made that comment OP has a good enough story to be posted on FML. Its not all bad :)
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MURIKKA
| 11
Hit him in the head and ask him if he lost his other brain cell.
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TheOath
| 12
Hit and run. Erm.. In your case, hit and limp?
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