FML : Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg....

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Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fucking har har, dad - / Friday 5 October 2012 23:38 / Australia

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By daliagrande | 17

#5010392 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

At least you didn't break your other leg.

By gibby1235 | 6

#5010402 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

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By daliagrande | 17

#5010392 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

At least you didn't break your other leg.

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DrDilllonReese | 12

#5010407 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Just go exile yourself

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Dixbfloppin | 11

#5010432 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:46

Yeah, that was already mentioned in the FML, #1.

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astoryofroses | 9

#5010446 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:48

wow, what kind of father says that?

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GypsyRover | 0

#5010519 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:58

I would have broken my good leg off in his ass! At least that's what I would be thinking. Not everything I think comes out my mouth.

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kyleekay | 25

#5010529 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:59

5- You need to relax a little bit. Take a deep breath, and find your happy place. We'll get through this together.

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Zebro_fml | 6

#5015436 - Sunday 7 October 2012 19:58

Funny dads

By asfan2081 | 2

#5010396 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

am i the only one who pees on the side of the toilet seat to make less noise?

By gibby1235 | 6

#5010402 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

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chell1894 | 13

#5011495 - Saturday 6 October 2012 14:21

I mean, it would have been a funny story.

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stingray112 | 24

#6226914 - Monday 9 March 2015 20:33

Yeah it was a just a joke chill out

By thethatoneguy_21 | 4

#5010404 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Adds a whole new meaning to break a leg

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Schizomaniac | 24

#5010418 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:44

How exactly does it do that?

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kyleekay | 25

#5010500 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:55

8- I believe they were referring to the good luck gesture for performers, when people tell them to "break a leg". Though it would be more significant if OP was a performer who broke their leg on stage... but I get what they're saying.

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deBlobX | 12

#5010768 - Saturday 6 October 2012 7:02

いいえ

By daliagrande | 17

#5010411 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:43

I'm pretty sure he was joking around.

By bluepenguins | 0

#5010413 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:43

Your dads a inconsiderate asshole..

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NashyzzleTheN | 10

#5010479 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:52

I wouldn't call him that for one little thing he said..

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ihasbrains | 10

#5010668 - Saturday 6 October 2012 6:36

An*

Hehe.

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starbursty | 0

#5010785 - Saturday 6 October 2012 7:07

Your an asshole for saying that

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Pandacupcakelove | 25

#5010987 - Saturday 6 October 2012 8:52

49 *You're
Sorry :/

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chatoyant_fml | 12

#5011132 - Saturday 6 October 2012 10:57

Funny you can call him out on just a text. He probably just joked.

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KiddNYC1O | 20

#5013848 - Sunday 7 October 2012 4:48

dad's*

Idiota.

By Tdrizzzzzly | 19

#5010421 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:45

Hell, it's a story your grand kids could have laughed about!

By kvdfan | 7

#5010423 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:45

Trip the jerk so YOU can have a hilarious story for your friends. "How you like me now!"

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kyleekay | 25

#5010511 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:57

Damnit. Thanks to your comment, that country song "How Do You Like Me Now" is stuck in my head.

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kyleekay | 25

#5010659 - Saturday 6 October 2012 6:28

Obviously the only remaining option is to hold a country-themed FML Karaoke event.

Does anyone have a cowbell?

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DerrickJames | 33

#5010800 - Saturday 6 October 2012 7:10

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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kyleekay | 25

#5010945 - Saturday 6 October 2012 8:32

52- BUT cowbell makes everything better. ;)

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kittenvks | 11

#5011035 - Saturday 6 October 2012 9:27

It definitely needs more cowbell

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ShyAnn29 | 14

#5011274 - Saturday 6 October 2012 12:24

*hands kyleekay a cowbell*

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MarkEternal02 | 19

#5011427 - Saturday 6 October 2012 13:50

Christopher Walken reference there, 71?

By abrons | 0

#5010424 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:45

Well that would be a good story... But yes fyl

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graffitied_love | 20

#5010933 - Saturday 6 October 2012 8:21

Because he made that comment OP has a good enough story to be posted on FML. Its not all bad :)

By MURIKKA | 11

#5010426 - Saturday 6 October 2012 5:46

Hit him in the head and ask him if he lost his other brain cell.

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TheOath | 12

#5012173 - Saturday 6 October 2012 18:02

Hit and run. Erm.. In your case, hit and limp?

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