By Anonymous - 18/6/2020 17:02

What goes up…

  Today, I had to take my daughter to hospital because her butt swallowed her dildo. Try as I might, in the waiting area her dad and I couldn’t stop giggling at random intervals at the absurdity of the situation, so she’s probably never going to speak to us again. FML
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  ImpKit  |  7

Exactly! Or, if you MUST (cause some vibrators lack one), be sure to keep your hands clean and dry so you can maintain a firm grip on the thing!

By  ViviMage  |  38

Paging DocBastard!

  jkjorn  |  15

I miss that guy, wonder what became of him? (For those who don't remember, he was a frequent commenter like Richard Pencil, only much funnier.)