By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte
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Cut itself on the pump? Squeezed through a tiny pump into the shampoo bottle and drowned/bled to death in the shampoo? Or cut itself on the bottle and lay on the shelf in the shower and died? And OP never saw a dead mouse there? Someone please tell me how this is possible?
Obviously the mouse figured out the pump mechanism, unscrewed it, bled into the bottle and shook it to get revenge, then went to a corner to die from his injuries. He was a rather intelligent mouse. Could have revolutionized the mouse race if he wasn't so clumsy and cut himself.
Sorry for you OP. But look at the bright side, at least it wasn't jizz
30, HIV, as well as every other STD on the planet, dies when it's exposed to air. I can't believe you and 29 other people don't know that. Next you'll be warning me not to use public toilet seats so I don't get herpes. Besides, it's not like mouse blood doesn't have the potential to carry deadly diseases.