By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 568
You deserved it 3 714

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Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*

Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to

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Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to

that would've ruined the rest of my day...

My girlfriend saw a mouse in her apartment and called me crying.. I think if this happened she'd have had a stroke.

She'd stroke the mouse #23? Yuck!

OP's hair must really smell nice :)

That's disturbing on so many levels... Time to get some mouse traps OP. I went through a similar thing before and have been terrified ever since

lol afraid of an adorable tiny baby rodent?

It's a mouse. Grow a pair.

I'll show you a pair of.... Shoes

I think mice are cute...and rats..I even had a pet rat! I mean now do I want some mouse that isn't mine In my bed, chewing on my hair? No. but I'm not going to kill it. It's a living creature too, its not like It truly meant any harm to you.

43 I have three pet rats and love them! The problem with having a wild mouse in your home is that they can cause a lot of damage. I am glad that it was suggested to use traps instead of poison though. Traps are quick and instant whereas poison is a slower and extremely painful death.

Whats wrong with making a new friend? :p

That mouse would have a .50 caliber sized hole in it and I would be getting a hair cut and a new mattress.

No compensation needed here! I just like to make sure what I shoot stops in its tracks.

talk about a hairy situation.

Pls make em stop!!!!

Be assertive. Stop being so mousy

Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*

died wen I read this hahahha ??? ??

... Treat as spider and time to burn the house.

I hate that joke. Killing things with fire is horrible. I just don't get the humor in it.

It's probably time to clean your house..

Not clever enough to make a ratty hair joke...

I hair puns for this situation are hard to come by. I nearly had one, but it just squeaked by.

That mouse thinks he owns the house!

how cute :3

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this!