Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
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Top comments
SwaggCapone 11
That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*
engineerosaurus 26
Extra protein?
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Comments (163)
supertacowaffle 41
That's so gross. Get more shampoo.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No shit, really?
Melix 31
Could have been something worse?
47twixbars 13
The only reason I won't give this a smartass reply is because of your profile picture. I could never betray David Tennant.
FlyingPie 17
****, perhaps?
abbyycarper 13
It gives your hair a nice shine.?
anythingmustbe 18
That must not be a mice thought.
HowieDoIt 21
You're doing it wrong, you put mousse in your hair, not mouse.
Haduken 16
Think on the bright side OP, you can now say that you bathe yourself in the blood of your fallen enemies
graceinsheepwear 34
You misread the bottle. You thought it said it helps lifeless mousey hair to have more body but it really said it comes with a lifeless mouse body.
bun_key0_1 20
Bloody situation
trinhrandy 2
Well, at least your hair is squeaky clean!
kathryn14 19
Hahahah this sounds like some potion or something
nnnope 26
quick, someone tell Joel Zimmerman!
yourmurderscenex 13
I have no idea where you're going with this..
nnnope 26
it was a joke; to tell Deadmau5 that you've been shampooing with the blood of a dead mouse. I was really just going for the pun.