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eww
#23 might be right. BUT, if this is true... then that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. FYL. And you might want to go see a doctor.
First the mouse (reling on gravitiy and the fact they didn't see it for a while) was in the bottom of the dishwasher where water drains not enters. Second, dish washer soap is prety powerfull therefore killing any possible bacteria on the dishes Third everything in the dishwasher, including the mouse would be drenched in detergent scented water every time she opened the door therefore masking the smell fourth it could have entered through the drain or while the door was open
YDI for not handwashing you lazy ass
ummm ew 48?
What was techno music star Deadmau5 doing in your dishwasher? Did you party hard or what!!
that's nasty
Thank-you officer obvious.
thts just gross first losers haha
fail
i agree with #85, EPIC fail.
101- it's a mouse you idiot. They're small. Rats are big. If you don't notice a rat, you're retarded. If you don't notice a mouse, you don't inspect every crack and crevice of your dishwasher. Dumbass.
that is disgusting...how do you NOT notice a dead rat in your dishwasher? YDI for not noticing it....even though that's probably really harsh.
How do YOU not notice that it was a mouse and not a rat? ignorant bitch
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger..
Haha well fyl but look at it this way it's good for ur immune system
eeeeeewwwww btw i lost my virginity last nite im 13!!!!!! :D
Oh god....
And how does this pertain to a dead mouse? Is it because you finally got your mouse to the house? Well done, kid, just hope that one day when you are going to do it again, you don't give her a dead mouse. (But they have Viagra for that.)
stupid thirteen year old ****. no once cares. stfu. fyl.
I lost my virginity when I was 5. Suck on that, bitch!
I notice that you added a happy face at the end of your comment, #13. So you're happy about losing your virginity at THIRTEEN?! Believe me, that's not something to be proud of. It just means you're a ****.
Didn't you see that zapskimmer was male? It's a double-standard but he's a "stud" or a "playah." If he were a girl, he'd be a ****. That's the rules -- I didn't make them up.
Nobody gives a shit ****
OOH congrats, not only are you stupid AND irresponsible for losing your virginity at such a young age, but you also lost it before you learned proper grammar! Whoo hoo! Do us a favor, spend less time in bed and more time in school idiot. By the way, the first part of my comment was a magical thing called sarcasm.
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that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.
that's nasty