Cary
United States
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
johnny
Cape Town, South Africa
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
nerdgirlmickey
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Anonymous
Mount Laurel, United States
Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
dumped
Canada
Double dump
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.
non_finisher 9
Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!
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Comments (135)
tthepianoman 1
At least we know who wears the pants in this relationship.
MissMcFly 6
Try singing, guys with higher pitched voices are always better singers... if they can carry a tune(:
secrono 0
grow some balls then...?
LoveGianna 0
Are you sure it's a "girlfriend?"
Petertheman 0
Sounds like you are related to Justin bieber
lonfootball77 0
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broski4life 0
So you just now noticed that?
kei1108 13
So? Doran matter. Men are way too worried about "masculinity". It is so stupid. P.S. I know this is off topic, but WTH is up with the phrase "grow some balls"!? Testicles are weak and sensitive. A ****** is freaking strong!
NeeshaSaurusRex 0
is this Justin beiber?
mikimoo 0
I know sum1 like that hahah JG