FML : Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get...

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - / Sunday 4 November 2018 05:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7718442 - Sunday 4 November 2018 5:25

At least you got some pus-sy.

By Emma Marshall | 19

#7711676 - Sunday 21 October 2018 3:55

Ever heard of tweezers?

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7711133 - Friday 19 October 2018 19:27

How bendy are you? And are you single?

By Emma Marshall | 19

#7711676 - Sunday 21 October 2018 3:55

Ever heard of tweezers?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7718442 - Sunday 4 November 2018 5:25

At least you got some pus-sy.

By Raori | 19

#7718474 - Sunday 4 November 2018 9:42

Hope you filmed it!

By Abbusser | 8

#7718701 - Sunday 4 November 2018 21:39

BOOM!!! Headshot...

By TheBlueBee | 9

#7718767 - Monday 5 November 2018 0:13

tweezers love are a great invention, you should try them

By Harvdog2932 | 7

#7718865 - Monday 5 November 2018 8:10

Looks like you got a daily dose of puss pus

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