Love: Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I...

Cary 26 December 2011, 06:17 United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Daryll 22 January 2009, 00:44 United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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cj123 23 December 2011, 08:43 United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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johnny 5 June 2023, 22:00 Cape Town, South Africa

Backhanded

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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nerdgirlmickey 3 March 2013, 16:05 Philadelphia, United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML

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Anonymous 18 December 2013, 01:55 Shanghai, China

RUDE!

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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cogu 3 February 2010, 19:34 France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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Anonymous 17 April 2013, 23:01 Bristol, United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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Anonymous 10 November 2014, 21:50 Mount Laurel, United States

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML

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manutdlol 13 December 2009, 06:15 Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

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dumped 10 March 2011, 21:42 Canada

Double dump

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

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perdix 31

26 December 2011, 12:24

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.