Cary
United States
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
johnny
Cape Town, South Africa
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
nerdgirlmickey
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Anonymous
Mount Laurel, United States
Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
dumped
Canada
Double dump
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.
non_finisher 9
Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!
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Comments (135)
ninjuh_wingman 29
I think its more of an fml if you have a really high voice rather than her having a deep one.
deebaybeee19 6
did you check for an Adams apple? you never know these days..
supimnyancat 9
Is your girlfriend Selena Gomez?
maryam8869 7
if someone needs to concern that would be her :p
amrik 11
No one really needs to concern about the voice tone. I'm 13 and I have a deeper voice then my dad
harryeverdeen10 6
Is this Justin Bieber?
davek 36
It's a man, dude.
darkinners 6
is your girlfriend Nina Simone ? or you are Justin Bieber 0_o
Pret 8
That's unfortunate. LOL
Enslaved 38
Is the OP's name "Cary"? Unisex names confuse me sometimes.
loserman67 36
She probably has bigger, hairier balls too.