Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
AlliFaye17 3
Lololololololol redneck style
djsammyc 19
since you were married first its illegal for them to marry, first come first served
Ilikepie82479 20
Nothing like a little bit of unofficial incest
Undecidedlime 6
step sister ain't ya sister, nigga
thecman25 14
thats um pretty weird
WitchyMermaid 3
thays discusting. have gou told them how you felt? you can alwsys object at the wedding.
measishouldbe 17
My family has a similar situation. My uncle got married to his sister in laws' mother. He is both the brother in law and stepfather, and also an uncle/grandfather to his brothers kids.
Ozzifer 4
my grandparents did that to my parents. that's just wierd
Wolverine48Ga 21
How do you not realize this before it happens?!
AxelTheBrit 17
At least you're not related by blood, right?