Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
yaoifreak 8
dang that sucks monkey balls !!!!!!
NakMuayAdam 19
Clock blocking level:Mom
sameboysamesame 11
maybe it's just me thinking this, but shouldn't you have met him already since you and your wife are married already??
coleelovesMAGIC 8
Just shout "HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE" at their wedding.
terjesdottir 5
Lol, what. WHAT?! I don't even...
HitchHiker42 18
Get ready for the wincest comments.
Ayanpatel95 7
Sorry, tht is some F'D up stuff
cooperd52 6
I have a friend where the same thing happened to him.
dee_89 7
That happened to me when my ex and i were together my mom and his dad stared dating but the worst part was that we both had the same last name ( we were not related).
Lux2123 3
thats horrible!