Ozzifer

Miss snohomish, USA 32 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 17 November 2014, 15:47 Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

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Anonymous 18 November 2015, 02:13 Herndon, United States

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML

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