By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
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maz95 17

Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.

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electrorange 13

Maybe a preview of things to come!

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electrorange 13

Maybe a preview of things to come!

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collegedream121 8

You must be head over heels..

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Sinkhole 26

Could have of? That's a new one.

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DocBastard 38

10alex21 - We tend to be forgiving of simple typos, but "could've of" is beyond stupid.

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daminantion 14

So is having a bod shot as a display pic.

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Soloman212 28

I didn't think what Doc has qualified as a "bod shot", but I guess technically...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

What do you expect from the guy taking pictures in his bathroom while shirtless?

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Pleonasm 35

Prophetic Phallusy

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garrett1999o3 16

What does that mean?

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yakrider 8

Its so bright, a double rainbow all the way, aww awww awww, what does it MEAN !!

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maz95 17

Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.

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OuchAndGoodfight 5

Talk about dog bone.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Cue the porno music!

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wlddog 14

I guess the dog was smelling what the crush was thinking and wanted to get there first.

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lilhellian 26

I've heard of a dog eat dog world.. But damn. Getting screwed by head pooch..

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RedPillSucks 31

That's some bow wow chicka wow wow.

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FalaFala 8

A funky jive chorus ...

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lilhellian 26

Well you can't she doesn't know you exist!

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ParadoxicalPea 8

Wait. What? Please elaborate.

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lilhellian 26

Well you can't say*

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toaster012 17

At least the dog didn't run away..

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theawkwardlife 21

But I bet the crush did.

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Your dog just wanted to say hi too. :)

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greenie213 23

Your dog has jealousy issues.

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Batterypost 23

The mental image of this happening is amazing. If I could draw, I would totally make this an illustrated FML.

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