FML : Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

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Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By confsused / Monday 16 December 2013 17:49 / Canada - Toronto

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By XDsmileyDX_fml | 24

#5794724 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:35

Merry Christmas!

By perdix | 29

#5794749 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:41

No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father.

To clear things up further, your mom is a whore.

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By XDsmileyDX_fml | 24

#5794724 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:35

Merry Christmas!

Kruiser | 16

#5794830 - Monday 16 December 2013 23:32

Maury Christmas!!

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5794921 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:47

What if OP is Jewish, hmmm????

*Sorry for the sass- it's Monday.*

KawaiiCupcake | 14

#5795056 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:47

Let's hope OP was not talking about her mother's brother...

hashshim | 21

#5795192 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:24

#89, if OP was, then OPs original father would simply have been OPs mother's OTHER brother, since OPs farther and uncle are brothers.

FarFromSocial | 9

#5795303 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:53

Wait now I really want to know how OPs mom comes into this

jococo7787 | 3

#5795307 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:56

Keep it up OP. People like tyra banks thrive off of your kind of problems.

paleriderdeath | 8

#5795828 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 19:42

Happy Heineken lol

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5796685 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 8:21

It's going to be a very awkward Father's Day...

Bcfrmkc816 | 17

#5797679 - Thursday 19 December 2013 8:34

if they kmew and youdad raised you as his own and took care of you then he is your dad but your uncle father if he didn't do anything for you then he is nothing more than an uncle

FarFromSocial | 9

#5798797 - Friday 20 December 2013 9:48

@161 I think I speak for everyone when I say" What?"

jadenjacksonm | 14

#6331196 - Thursday 25 June 2015 1:20

This is messed up on so many levels.

By jazzy_123 | 20

#5794726 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

macelonel | 25

#5795118 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 4:26

I love how the guy below you said like the same thing but you get down voted into oblivion.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5795186 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:18

People can be cruel

jazzy_123 | 20

#5795370 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 8:33

104, haha I know, it happens x) oh well.

illusong | 16

#5808237 - Saturday 28 December 2013 22:33

So that means either your mom is an incest and slept with her brother or she is a cheater and slept with your aunt's husband

Either way.... It's fucked up sorry op :/

mrlawlor7777 | 26

#6315867 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 6:55

@174: What about sleeping with her husband's brother?

By LaLince | 40

#5794727 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:36

Funny family reunions!

TCRII | 26

#5795315 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 7:05

Uncle Daddy !

jazzy_123 | 20

#5796751 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 10:09

121, trying to find ways to combine those words... duncle? ... ahh that's it, I got nothin'!

roza043 | 14

#5796764 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 10:34

I'm curious of why they kept it as a secret. Was it because your mother loved your father's brother and not your father?

davidislost | 11

#5796925 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 16:37

You got me buddy ;D!

By LunaArgentum | 3

#5794728 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:36

What a family reunion you'll have this year!

By doLLe | 21

#5794729 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:36

Well at least you are still related...

Rozay333 | 33

#5795042 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:38

Yeah, but the person OP's known their whole life as their dad, is really their uncle.

ptoka | 19

#5795058 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:52

If he's acted and been there like a parent then he is the "dad". There is a difference between being someone's "father" and being a "dad".

cakefete2 | 30

#5795246 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:11

Yep, thats why Vader never said, "Luke I am your dad."

kristenmg21 | 10

#5795346 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 7:50

he didn't even say, "luke, I am your father."

A7XCamaro | 19

#5795865 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 20:24

Correct, he said "No, I am your father"

By briangliboff | 12

#5794733 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5794780 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:55

More like Canada...

FYsocks | 11

#5794807 - Monday 16 December 2013 23:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Jelbeztok | 17

#5794848 - Monday 16 December 2013 23:52

Because it clearly shows he's in Canada.

NotAnAvidGolfer | 4

#5794850 - Monday 16 December 2013 23:55

@36 I think the fact that OP is from Canada is a reason, and maybe the fact that #6' comment is not only extremely stereotypical, it's also extremely overused.

jamescrazy96 | 17

#6000944 - Monday 7 July 2014 19:33

Ya' know, the reason they thunk he/she is from the south, could be that we's are all inbreed! They clearly made a funny!

Maclaine21 | 15

#6255839 - Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:33

This is idiotic

By TheNewMirage | 10

#5794734 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

stuntedat5000 | 4

#5795068 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:11

???

macelonel | 25

#5795122 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 4:27

I would expect double presents.

minesbiggerr | 25

#5795173 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:08

Say what now?

154rct | 7

#5798235 - Thursday 19 December 2013 21:42

What?

By bleeping | 5

#5794736 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

DalyaTheTurtle | 6

#5794745 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:40

What?

kit_kat19 | 7

#5794750 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:41

Not necessarily, unfortunately.

psycheiris13 | 20

#5794770 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:50

No, the mom is still the mom, she just slept with her husband's brother.

crimsonlilies | 26

#5794791 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:59

Or her own brother...

tim374 | 25

#5794816 - Monday 16 December 2013 23:24

That would make the same person dad and uncle unless the mum has more than one brother (but that is so much worse to imagine).

glabberfasted | 16

#5794817 - Monday 16 December 2013 23:25

Has no one thought of the possibility that OP's dad is infertile, and his brother was a sperm donor?

passcode5 | 5

#5795543 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 14:08

I like this possibility a lot.

emirie | 21

#5801652 - Sunday 22 December 2013 22:07

Or maybe the biological dad slept with some random chick who didn't want a child, so the dad let his brother and wife (if there is one) adopt OP. Then, technically "mom" would actually be the aunt.

By kit_kat19 | 7

#5794738 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:37

I'd like to know how you found out..
Sorry OP :(

By SmittyJA24 | 26

#5794741 - Monday 16 December 2013 22:38

And this makes your mom.... a slut?

tkhenslee | 3

#5794819 - Monday 16 December 2013 23:26

No, a sister

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5795187 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:20

No a grandma

TheAnon1313 | 28

#6511985 - Saturday 16 January 2016 15:46

There's always the possibility that the mother was originally married to/in a relationship with the "uncle", and when they discovered they weren't right for each other, she met/married the OP 's "dad"

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