guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Noname
United Kingdom
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
MissAggravared
Meridian, United States
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Anonymous
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
still together
Keansburg, United States
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Top comments
challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
WickedWolf 11
That's hilarious, I'd take full advantage if I where you, freak people out with it lol. You're not really related, so who cares for real? Lol XD
happyapy 16
You'll be married to your sister, but at least you didn't get married to your sister.
ninad7 12
dafuq?!
ArmyMPAk 2
Welcome to the south!!!
ajh557 22
Wow your stoked... It's actually kind of cool tho
itszlo 8
Haha small world lol
PonyTails13 3
hopefully this won't lead to the whole "i'm my own grampa" song
Brit_1998 9
total I'm my own grandpa moment!!
Fishorelly 7
What a total mind-****!!!
snegec 7
Genetically speaking, she won't be your sister. Ever.