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Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 23 January 2016 11:26 / United States - Brunswick

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By djdeadly | 14

#6518409 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:43

Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you

By Black_Ink | 20

#6518399 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

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By puppie406 | 23

#6518385 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Your dog wants you dead. It's plotting revenge for that one time you fed it crappy dog food.

noah_1234 | 24

#6518837 - Sunday 24 January 2016 20:24

Or maybe its feeling suicidal

thefaekitten | 29

#6519159 - Monday 25 January 2016 5:37

More like homicidal.

gobiteme2 | 34

#6519993 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 5:29

Your dog thought it made a suicidal pact with you, guess it's telepathic powers were on the low side again.

By jeffprobs | 20

#6518386 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Im sure he just wanted to chase the bus at all cost, even if that cost happens to be you

By bananajoe666 | 8

#6518387 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

talk about throwing a friend under the bus.....

By AndrasteNyx | 18

#6518388 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

That's ruff, buddy.

By 914smv | 18

#6518389 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

dogs!! I have a little daredevil as well!

By EmeraldArcher | 10

#6518390 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Would it be safe to consider it a bitch? >:)

By THEDUDE1553566 | 24

#6518393 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:40

Maybe it's suicidal

By pjsr | 31

#6518397 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Not all dogs go to heaven

By Black_Ink | 20

#6518399 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

By tatertotx3 | 16

#6518400 - Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Is your dog Cujo?

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