Animals: Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 11:26 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Tree - 21/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my dog was about to get hit by a tree branch, so I yelled for him to move. He got mad and started barking at me. And got nailed by the tree branch. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2016 6:43

Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

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puppie406 23

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Your dog wants you dead. It's plotting revenge for that one time you fed it crappy dog food.

noah_1234 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 20:24

Or maybe its feeling suicidal

thefaekitten 29

Monday 25 January 2016 5:37

More like homicidal.

gobiteme2 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 5:29

Your dog thought it made a suicidal pact with you, guess it's telepathic powers were on the low side again.

jeffprobs 29

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Im sure he just wanted to chase the bus at all cost, even if that cost happens to be you

bananajoe666 8

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

talk about throwing a friend under the bus.....

AndrasteNyx 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

That's ruff, buddy.

914smv 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

dogs!! I have a little daredevil as well!

EmeraldArcher 10

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Would it be safe to consider it a bitch? >:)

THEDUDE1553566 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:40

Maybe it's suicidal

pjsr 32

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Not all dogs go to heaven

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

tatertotx3 16

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Is your dog Cujo?

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