If you want to tell yourself that....

Well, Noor, at least the pillow won't gripe about it!

It also won't come in his hand, shove it in op's face and shout SHAZAM!

Are you implying her ex-boyfriend was literally a dog?

anime characters are better anyway. they r hotter and the pillow can't complain

44, my ex was a real son of a bitch! He honestly did hump my leg in the middle of the night sometimes.

Don't have to feed it either!

Merry Christmas to OP and to the FML staff as well :)

Can't have Christmas without thanking your favorite online community.

Im a little jelly of OP

:)Dear Didi, I'm curious. What do you actually do on the FML Team? Do you read the comments/FML's to check if they're appropriate or what? :/ I know these questions is put in a way that seems rude, but I am to tired to find a better wording for them... "-_-

aww I'm sorry for you

That's terrible! You hate him... With a passion! Unless of course you made some huge blunder which forced the break up

73 - I do not hate him. I am hurt but it is life.

These are the important questions! I need to know now!

I have no idea why I want to know so badly or why it was my first thought. What is wrong with me?!

10 - I want to know, too!! I have one of Mami Tomoe... I don't do anything dirty with it, but it's nice to sleep and cuddle with~

Does she still have her head ?

58 - I think I got a Mami from a different timeline, because she does.

Well that wood be kinda creepy otherwise

Fuck that shit! TENCHI MUYO!

#105: You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

If I were to guess based on anime I assume to be trending atm, I'd have to guess Sebastian from Black Butler.

#110: I'd consider an otaku to be more on the English 'geek' side, than a 'nerd'.

#122 or Levi Rivaille from SNK

Otaku is a kind of person, look it up. I'm otaku as well

Perhaps one of the boys from Free!. Or L Lawliet or Mello or Matt from Death Note.

Dude if it was Sebastian...Well it wouldn't be an FML then. He's one hell of a body pillow

Well considering that OP is female it's more likely than not a Hasubando, but other than that I agree 100%.

Hey, at least OP ain't as bad as the guy who legally married his body pillow wife and went for a honeymoon with it! (saw it in the news online) Forever alone level: unbeatable

Holy crap that actually happened? That is so amazingly funny. XD

#46 A man in Japan legally married a character in a 3DS dating simulator game.

I forgot about the noxious emissions in the middle of the night. Seriously, why is OP upset over this?

because not all men are like that. I got a good cuddly boyfriend and wonderful being able to wake up with him every day

he must be holding in his farts

Yeap he changed into a body pillow of an Anime guy.:D What do you think?

Sounds good to me...