By lonely otaku - 25/12/2013 07:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML
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marcranger 28

The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!

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AbstraktThoughts 13

You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!

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marcranger 28

The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!

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JayJ17 7

If you want to tell yourself that....

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marcranger 28

Well, Noor, at least the pillow won't gripe about it!

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Newboy237 4

It also won't come in his hand, shove it in op's face and shout SHAZAM!

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strike2867 13

Are you implying her ex-boyfriend was literally a dog?

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quirkyotakugirl4 6

anime characters are better anyway. they r hotter and the pillow can't complain

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marcranger 28

44, my ex was a real son of a bitch! He honestly did hump my leg in the middle of the night sometimes.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!

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Kamon97 23

Merry Christmas to OP and to the FML staff as well :)

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MisterDoge 14

Can't have Christmas without thanking your favorite online community.

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Topasofmagic 17

:)Dear Didi, I'm curious. What do you actually do on the FML Team? Do you read the comments/FML's to check if they're appropriate or what? :/ I know these questions is put in a way that seems rude, but I am to tired to find a better wording for them... "-_-

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amayasoma 19

I'm in the same boat with you. Ex broke up with me on Christmas eve too. Go be with family and friends. It helps. Merry Christmas though! It will get better.

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abhi95 31

That's terrible! You hate him... With a passion! Unless of course you made some huge blunder which forced the break up

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amayasoma 19

73 - I do not hate him. I am hurt but it is life.

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josh8215 21

These are the important questions! I need to know now!

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geekbuscus 19

I have no idea why I want to know so badly or why it was my first thought. What is wrong with me?!

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Comet_Candy 23

10 - I want to know, too!! I have one of Mami Tomoe... I don't do anything dirty with it, but it's nice to sleep and cuddle with~

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Comet_Candy 23

58 - I think I got a Mami from a different timeline, because she does.

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\ 28

**** that shit! TENCHI MUYO!

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Freethaawave 19

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

#105: You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

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RpiesSPIES 27

If I were to guess based on anime I assume to be trending atm, I'd have to guess Sebastian from Black Butler.

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Mynameislinh 24

#110: I'd consider an otaku to be more on the English 'geek' side, than a 'nerd'.

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DeadPixel4 29

Otaku is a kind of person, look it up. I'm otaku as well

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over9000skittles 15

Perhaps one of the boys from Free!. Or L Lawliet or Mello or Matt from Death Note.

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ArashiGirl 13

Dude if it was Sebastian...Well it wouldn't be an FML then. He's one hell of a body pillow

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sterling1113 15

Atleast the body pillow is reliable and comfy. :) Don't let the holiday season getcha down, OP. :D

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Irchell 17

Christmas is just another day of the year, you'll be fine :)

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Kyuzomi 12

Hey! Anime is great, being the anime addict that I am, I don't see anything wrong with that. You could have what otaku's call "waifu." Anyways hope you have a happy Christmas. There are more fish in the sea ( I think that's how it goes)

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vipirius 18

Well considering that OP is female it's more likely than not a Hasubando, but other than that I agree 100%.

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warriorkitty_ 10

Hey, at least OP ain't as bad as the guy who legally married his body pillow wife and went for a honeymoon with it! (saw it in the news online) Forever alone level: unbeatable

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Kyuzomi 12

Holy crap that actually happened? That is so amazingly funny. XD

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RpiesSPIES 27

#46 A man in Japan legally married a character in a 3DS dating simulator game.

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ahippienamedrae 10

I'm sorry, but I laughed really hard at this. but it's okay, at least it won't fart in the middle of the night.

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marcranger 28

I forgot about the noxious emissions in the middle of the night. Seriously, why is OP upset over this?

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cryssycakesx3 22

because not all men are like that. I got a good cuddly boyfriend and wonderful being able to wake up with him every day

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