Love, Weird, Creepy and Creepypasta: That's creepy, dude

That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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He gets around

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML

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By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 October 2021 14:12

Hey, he waited until you were legal. I guess he's unattractive. Otherwise, there would be no FML.

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 6 October 2021 6:46

I really don't think the age gap is the biggest issue here man....

Comments

Brightside86 30

Monday 4 October 2021 11:57

Studies show regardless of age men find women at about 20 to be the most attractive. Being in my 30s, doesn't seem old to me just seems normal. I imagine being in your 40s is similar.

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 6 October 2021 6:46

I really don't think the age gap is the biggest issue here man....

yoitsky9 2

Friday 8 October 2021 22:53

hell I'm 15 and i think a lot of 20yos are hot. just gotta wait till I'm legal 😞

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 October 2021 14:12

Hey, he waited until you were legal. I guess he's unattractive. Otherwise, there would be no FML.

Hangryko 31

Monday 4 October 2021 17:39

Restraining order time.

core01 30

Tuesday 5 October 2021 3:56

******* gross

j.b. 1

Wednesday 6 October 2021 6:05

People always get uppity about one's clothes and "asking for it" but it's not such an unrealistic question. Granted, I always layer and still get comments, though mostly postive.