gohabs21

About Gohabs21

I like cake, but pie is better. My name is Dylan. Stuff is cool. Emos are gay, just voicing my opinion. I really suck at filling these out. I am a self-employeed grammar Nazi. J\\\'aime gâteau, mais à tarte, c\\\'est mieux. Je m\\\'appelle Dylan.

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Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

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By Anonymous / Friday 14 October 2011 14:41 / United States

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

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By Kelli - / Saturday 28 August 2010 04:56 / United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By anonymous - / Sunday 14 March 2010 14:49 / United States

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