Sex and Awkward: Missed the signs?

Missed the signs?

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 4:56

And then what?

Crowned Sataness 11

Saturday 2 July 2022 9:55

so? I've seen people swing and mix from their 20s to their 50s. it's probably been a long time since you've had sex like you were in your 20s

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 4:56

And then what?

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Saturday 2 July 2022 6:05

I mean, you were already there.....

Crowned Sataness 11

Saturday 2 July 2022 9:55

so? I've seen people swing and mix from their 20s to their 50s. it's probably been a long time since you've had sex like you were in your 20s

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