By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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kyleenstar 0
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Now, Thats hot.

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TurdMonkey 0

dayumm what a pimp.

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kyleenstar 0
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Now, Thats hot.

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MimiKnox 0
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I'd ride his empty canon anytime.....we'll make history together

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testname 0

asd

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aaa

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saddream 0
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is he at least a silver fox? if so, go for it ^_~

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GreenHacker 0
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YDI for leading him on and being a tease.

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KittehKatt 0
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how is she a tease..? you don't know...

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BoCo_fml 9
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Is he rich?? If so marry him and get all the money when he dies!!! lol

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CHRIS1920 0
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hahhah thats gay n nasty

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man_eating_bunny 18
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The nasty part i see. But gay? How does that relate to this post at all?

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TurdMonkey 0

dayumm what a pimp.

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9echo 17
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What are you talking about? The guy just wants to adopt OP and have a father-daughter relationship, right? Right guys? Right? O_O

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growingupnextmon 3
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Yeah but she would have to be gentle so he doesnt break a hip.

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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If she does it right, she'll break hers instead.

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sadiesykes 0

eeep!

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TheGasMaskGuy 0
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Gotta play the field.

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PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0

Two Words: Sugar Daddy...

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crzyry 6

I have to agree with #8. I'll bet the OP wouldn't think this was an FML if he had offered her 10,000 dollars to sleep with him.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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I would think it's wrong even if he offered me a million

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Butcher_1419 0
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sexy harassment time! I like!

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bluelabeled 0
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So you'd date someone 49 years your senior? You could totally do them in their nursing home.

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JuuChan 3
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Hey, at least he told you in a letter instead of cornering you in a dark area of work and telling you with his hands. The old guy has some respect. Be grateful for that! P.S. if he's rich, go for it!

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