Miscellaneous: Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached...

By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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stonerchu 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:10

Get your revenge! You should peed on him back :D

UncleverName_FYL 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:09

#19 having your infant cousin piss on you at home and having to walk 2miles in public, when it looks like you just pissed yourself are 2 different things. Some people seem to have no problem walking around with piss on themselves ..... you must do it alot.

Comments

boatiebanter 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:07

Why would you walk right behind someone who was peeing? Especially a small child.

NikkiRainbow63 31

Thursday 6 February 2014 1:19

That kid's a pisser.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 18 May 2009 12:08

That's just disgusting. Seriously.

stonerchu 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:10

Get your revenge! You should peed on him back :D

scorpio95 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:52

Rofl

SuperAsianPie 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:11

My super ninja reflex would turn him into a puddle of blood >:]

Rooney101 0

Monday 18 May 2009 12:19

Yeh 1# Why would you possibly walk that close to him. Surely it would be common sense to leave some sort of distance while walking past. Are kids just really mentally challenged nowadays. When i was a "small boy" I never chose to piss right out in the open, next to what seems to be the entrance to the park. And then to turn while mid flow. I mean come on, was he a special needs kid or something?

24788 6

Monday 18 May 2009 12:20

HAHA, I'd be so scared if I was that little kid. "hey mister please don't hurt me." *runs away screaming* You did get peed on though so that really bites for you.