Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
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kayteakay 26
You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.
Alvarortor 14
Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child
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Comments (146)
ladyvidel 19
Your fiancé is an idiot.
Jasmeent11 15
You obviously are getting married to the most intelligent man alive. Congratulations!
macystar 14
If he was man enough to get you pregnant, he's man enough to raise his kid. Its not just going to disappear.
murythawn 13
Now look at that same comment but with different gender roles. "If she's a woman old enough to get pregnant, she's should be able to raise a kid." Seems a bit harsh when it's stated like that, doesn't it? Also consider that he was only joking, or hinting that he wants an abortion in a light-hearted manner, or just unaccustomed to the idea of being a parent. Everyone seems to be jumping to conclusions.
Rosebudx 32
No, it seems no more harsh than it ought to. If you have sex, even protected sex, you need to be mature enough to face the consequences. Being male or female has nothing to do with it.
junkman6 22
109 sexual equality is only allowed in certain circumstances. Obviously if a woman doesn't want a kid she's allowed to get rid of it but if the man doesn't, well then too effin bad for him.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
@109 That is complete horseshit. A 16 year old may be mature enough to share intimate connections with others, but they're certainly not anywhere near ready to have a CHILD. And what about people who dont ever want kids? Your comment is selfish and ignorant.
GleekSince13 6
...why?
Raidriar 14
Let me start off by saying that your comment is informative and well worded. I assume he does not want a baby because they are expensive. To add to that, they can be loud (crying), annoying (crying at 3AM), and disgusting (vomiting in your mouth at 3AM). It's just a fact, every parent will admit that. Don't tell me that you've never thought these things. Other times, people simply do not want children. These do not excuse OP's boyfriend from being a total **** though. He should man up and deal with it.
gracehi 31
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darwinism 30
Next time he wants sex just tell him, in your mind, you have already done it twice in the morning. And tomorrow too. And for the next 9 months.
Ryan8878 21
He may need a refresher in sex education.
leaves_me_a_mess 8
My question is where exactly does he think its going to go?
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
..a stem cell research facility?
shh_imbatmannnn 13
Wow, he's pretty dumb
olpally 32
And you got pregnant by this moron. Good luck.