That's a "dark night" if you know what I mean

The moral to this story, never judge the disc by its cover or else you might give porn to your parents.

why so serious?

Lol, plexico...

Don't you frown at me! And here I was, going to invite you to my FML sleepover.

FML sleepover? :o But I thought we had one of those every night... Popping kernels and buttering corn ring a bell to you?

Popping caps and buttering your mom, what? Oh sorry. Don't listen to them, by "sleepover" they mean "be our prisoner and live in the basement....over". I got dibs on the movie picking!

It's warmer in the basement... -Gets iPod- Missy, remember last time you got to pick the movies? Those stains on the carpet are still there. And I had to buy a new bed.

You're no fun! PG13 is for looooooooosers! I live in a basement and it's cold as fuck. Also, now the carpet matches the drapes.

Haha

Shame on you Alan! I was actually planning to replace all the movies with porn just to trip up my parents. And I prefer to say garter snake over pencil. Brown chicken, brown cow?

You mean like "Four Getting Sarah Marshall"?

Tsss... stealing my joke. Hehehe.

You make me want to kill babies, Mode.

...and fuck 'em afterwards?

That's something I would always encourage. It seems I have finally found my first follower.

I wouldn't encourage that too much. There'll be times when your crimes seem almost unforgivable. And this time is one of them. Don't give in to sin.

Well yeah, I am just into strange love like that, you know?

I guess you give it again and again, hoping that they'll return it.

Yeah, still in the process of giving, the returning doesn't seem to work that well yet, I am afraid. Pedo-Necrophilia seems like a non-reciprocal affair sadly. But well, I have to make this live liveable, I will make it worthwhile for them, as long as they make my heart smile:)

not even close to being funny

WIN!

M-my pre-ci-ous.