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By Broly171 - 1/10/2009 19:46 - United States
Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML
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By  plexico  |  3

Was it about 7 minutes later?

That's the average amount of time people watch hotel porn until it has served its purpose.

Shame on your dad for not letting your mom get off some more big O's. He needs to learn a little about control.

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  Intoxicunt  |  5

Popping caps and buttering your mom, what?
Oh sorry.
Don't listen to them, by "sleepover" they mean "be our prisoner and live in the basement....over".
I got dibs on the movie picking!

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  redbluegreen  |  40

It's warmer in the basement...
-Gets iPod-

Missy, remember last time you got to pick the movies? Those stains on the carpet are still there.
And I had to buy a new bed.

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By  allmidnighteyes  |  10

This one is such bullshit. There are variations of this all over the internet.

However, in the case that it IS true, let's hope Daddy was still able to make his pencil disappear somewhere.

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  redbluegreen  |  40

Shame on you Alan! I was actually planning to replace all the movies with porn just to trip up my parents. And I prefer to say garter snake over pencil.

Brown chicken, brown cow?

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  depechemode  |  0

Yeah, still in the process of giving, the returning doesn't seem to work that well yet, I am afraid. Pedo-Necrophilia seems like a non-reciprocal affair sadly.

But well, I have to make this live liveable, I will make it worthwhile for them, as long as they make my heart smile:)

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