FML : Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called......

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Broly171 - / Thursday 1 October 2009 19:46 / United States

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By theMIGHTYduck | 0

#598241 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:07

way to check the case ;)

By depechemode | 0

#598266 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:12

That surely made your father's pencil.. appear, didn't it?

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By OHHgreatttt | 0

#598233 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:05

hahha stupid roommate!

Zhejan | 0

#598486 - Friday 2 October 2009 0:22

That's a "dark night" if you know what I mean

blacky10gir | 0

#3693719 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:59

The moral to this story, never judge the disc by its cover or else you might give porn to your parents.

By theMIGHTYduck | 0

#598241 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:07

way to check the case ;)

By fmh123 | 0

#598245 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:08

LOL

By depechemode | 0

#598266 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:12

That surely made your father's pencil.. appear, didn't it?

the_stereotype | 0

#598535 - Friday 2 October 2009 0:46

why so serious?

By plexico | 3

#598267 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:12

Was it about 7 minutes later?

That's the average amount of time people watch hotel porn until it has served its purpose.

Shame on your dad for not letting your mom get off some more big O's. He needs to learn a little about control.

nazooer | 10

#598835 - Friday 2 October 2009 3:35

Lol, plexico...

By redbluegreen | 40

#598270 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:13

Your roommate be Robin' your parents of some Batman.

Wow. I should probably get my head checked for this.

redbluegreen | 40

#598425 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:59

Don't you frown at me!
And here I was, going to invite you to my FML sleepover.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#598447 - Friday 2 October 2009 0:09

FML sleepover? :o

But I thought we had one of those every night... Popping kernels and buttering corn ring a bell to you?

Intoxicunt | 5

#598457 - Friday 2 October 2009 0:14

Popping caps and buttering your mom, what?
Oh sorry.
Don't listen to them, by "sleepover" they mean "be our prisoner and live in the basement....over".
I got dibs on the movie picking!

redbluegreen | 40

#598481 - Friday 2 October 2009 0:21

It's warmer in the basement...
-Gets iPod-

Missy, remember last time you got to pick the movies? Those stains on the carpet are still there.
And I had to buy a new bed.

Intoxicunt | 5

#598698 - Friday 2 October 2009 1:49

You're no fun! PG13 is for looooooooosers!
I live in a basement and it's cold as fuck.

Also, now the carpet matches the drapes.

jhb33 | 4

#3110287 - Monday 15 August 2011 4:09

Haha

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#598298 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:19

This one is such bullshit. There are variations of this all over the internet.

However, in the case that it IS true, let's hope Daddy was still able to make his pencil disappear somewhere.

redbluegreen | 40

#598308 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:23

Shame on you Alan! I was actually planning to replace all the movies with porn just to trip up my parents. And I prefer to say garter snake over pencil.

Brown chicken, brown cow?

allmidnighteyes | 10

#598315 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:25

You mean like "Four Getting Sarah Marshall"?

depechemode | 0

#598328 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:29

Tsss... stealing my joke.

Hehehe.

redbluegreen | 40

#598340 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:32

You make me want to kill babies, Mode.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#598345 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:34

...and fuck 'em afterwards?

depechemode | 0

#598347 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:34

That's something I would always encourage.

It seems I have finally found my first follower.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#598361 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:39

I wouldn't encourage that too much. There'll be times when your crimes seem almost unforgivable. And this time is one of them.

Don't give in to sin.

depechemode | 0

#598374 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:42

Well yeah, I am just into strange love like that, you know?

allmidnighteyes | 10

#598382 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:44

I guess you give it again and again, hoping that they'll return it.

depechemode | 0

#598397 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:49

Yeah, still in the process of giving, the returning doesn't seem to work that well yet, I am afraid. Pedo-Necrophilia seems like a non-reciprocal affair sadly.

But well, I have to make this live liveable, I will make it worthwhile for them, as long as they make my heart smile:)