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By Broly171 - / Thursday 1 October 2009 19:46 / United States
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Was it about 7 minutes later? That's the average amount of time people watch hotel porn until it has served its purpose. Shame on your dad for not letting your mom get off some more big O's. He needs to learn a little about control.

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Popping caps and buttering your mom, what? Oh sorry. Don't listen to them, by "sleepover" they mean "be our prisoner and live in the basement....over". I got dibs on the movie picking!

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It's warmer in the basement... -Gets iPod- Missy, remember last time you got to pick the movies? Those stains on the carpet are still there. And I had to buy a new bed.

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You're no fun! PG13 is for looooooooosers! I live in a basement and it's cold as fuck. Also, now the carpet matches the drapes.

This one is such bullshit. There are variations of this all over the internet. However, in the case that it IS true, let's hope Daddy was still able to make his pencil disappear somewhere.

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Shame on you Alan! I was actually planning to replace all the movies with porn just to trip up my parents. And I prefer to say garter snake over pencil. Brown chicken, brown cow?

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I wouldn't encourage that too much. There'll be times when your crimes seem almost unforgivable. And this time is one of them. Don't give in to sin.

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Yeah, still in the process of giving, the returning doesn't seem to work that well yet, I am afraid. Pedo-Necrophilia seems like a non-reciprocal affair sadly. But well, I have to make this live liveable, I will make it worthwhile for them, as long as they make my heart smile:)

AHAHAHA that's too great. I don't care how often this happens, because god help us all it does happen, it's hilarious every time.

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