By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
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Expertfail 0

Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.

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Starchild21 3

Well she can't exactly say "**** her ass" can she? :P Unless she meant "dump" then lol __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Darksect0r13 0

I'm guessing this was a failed attempt at a play on words. :P

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liveandletlive89 0

you did something wrongggggggg! do you not get that?!!?!

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Reyo 2

Lol, such a smartass. I like her, she's a keeper.

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Hazy_fml 0

#37: Yeah, because it's much more likely that somebody stole the phone, and definitely not a possibility that she was Lying.. /Sarcasm The #1 rule of telling a lie: Is you need to commit to it. She, quite obviously, did not.

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thatone_dude 0

hey idiots here's a wild and crazy idea maybe it was stolen? dumbasses

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xdevotchkax 0

that's what i thought. maybe someone stole it. *nodnod*

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morgantia2011 4

Oorrr Maybe, just maybe, she got really mad and wanted you to leave her alone. Or maybe you're just that aggrivating?

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soccerfreak878 0

lol @#128 and u could do soo much better dump that chick

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phreshboi 1

dumb blonde moment there.... or she's just plain stupid either way she's a dumbfuck at that moment

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Arenn21 0

I've done that before, she was just being a smart-ass. Not really an FML.

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Robby41169 0

gf's seem to like talking to everyone buts their bf's ive realized

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chippedipp 0

I know this is an old post, but i have to agree with #138. My ex always texted all the time when i was with her and always replied straight away, and when i wasnt around her, and texted her, i got an answer 2-3 hours later saying "busy, we'll talk later" and we didnt talk at all

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Expertfail 0

Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.

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free2speak 14

i was just about to type that

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schmidtty 0

i thought the same thing. it doesnt really mean its her texting back.

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Brooklynxman 0

Thought this too. Just go meet her, then call her phone and if you hear it ringing, it was her.

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isantorin 0

I was going to say that D: If I found a phone, that's what I'd do lol.

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njcochrane 0

She said she lost her phone? He would have no idea where she would be!

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UmmOkThen 31

That didn't occur to me, but if that is the case it makes the situation even funnier.

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Clay_man 0

Next time you are with her, or in her house...RING THE DAMN PHONE!

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haleyjames 0

She told you not to text her, then you did? Silly! ;) But I agree with "It could have been stolen/found and whoever took it replied." Hope that's the case!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Exactly! No wonder she doesn't want him to text/call her. He doesn't listen! =D

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BlockOfRedStone 25

Honestly if I was her I would have said "Nope" too as a joke. No reason to assume she's actually that dumb

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Crunchy08 0

it honestly could have been someone who stole her phone and figured that would be the fastest answer...?

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redbluegreen 40

Hey, chill girl. It's only FML, not your college thesis.

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Egotistical 0

If it did count then Toxi and Plexi would be ranked the highest with a perfect GPA. Hola Toxi Hola Plexi You 2 ROK MY SOXS

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Intoxicunt 5

Ego: Hola! Muchas gracias. =) Rachel, you are included when I say anything about FML users being cool! You're possibly at the top of the list.

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redbluegreen 40

Mmm. I see, I see. Gah, I've been on FML too long. XD

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judgeymcjudge 0

Yeah... Seriously, how is this an FML? All I get from it is that the OP's girlfriend has a sense of humour.

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sux_2_b_you 0

next time you guys are in the same room together dump her over text.

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