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Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.

Wow, you're so dump!

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wow, dumb her ass

Well she can't exactly say "Fuck her ass" can she? :P Unless she meant "dump" then lol __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Maybe someone took her phone.

Wow, you're so dump!

I'm guessing this was a failed attempt at a play on words. :P

you did something wrongggggggg! do you not get that?!!?!

Lol, such a smartass. I like her, she's a keeper.

#37: Yeah, because it's much more likely that somebody stole the phone, and definitely not a possibility that she was Lying.. /Sarcasm The #1 rule of telling a lie: Is you need to commit to it. She, quite obviously, did not.

hey idiots here's a wild and crazy idea maybe it was stolen? dumbasses

that's what i thought. maybe someone stole it. *nodnod*

Oorrr Maybe, just maybe, she got really mad and wanted you to leave her alone. Or maybe you're just that aggrivating?

lol @#128 and u could do soo much better dump that chick

dumb blonde moment there.... or she's just plain stupid either way she's a dumbfuck at that moment

I've done that before, she was just being a smart-ass. Not really an FML.

gf's seem to like talking to everyone buts their bf's ive realized

I know this is an old post, but i have to agree with #138. My ex always texted all the time when i was with her and always replied straight away, and when i wasnt around her, and texted her, i got an answer 2-3 hours later saying "busy, we'll talk later" and we didnt talk at all

Ouch that sucks sorry

take a joke

Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.

i was just about to type that

i thought the same thing. it doesnt really mean its her texting back.

Thought this too. Just go meet her, then call her phone and if you hear it ringing, it was her.

I was going to say that D: If I found a phone, that's what I'd do lol.

yeah i was gonna say the same thing

oh come on u are all being ignorent

Exactly what I was thinking

She said she lost her phone? He would have no idea where she would be!

That didn't occur to me, but if that is the case it makes the situation even funnier.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

oh I see what you did thar

Next time you are with her, or in her house...RING THE DAMN PHONE!

She told you not to text her, then you did? Silly! ;) But I agree with "It could have been stolen/found and whoever took it replied." Hope that's the case!

Exactly! No wonder she doesn't want him to text/call her. He doesn't listen! =D

Honestly if I was her I would have said "Nope" too as a joke. No reason to assume she's actually that dumb

it honestly could have been someone who stole her phone and figured that would be the fastest answer...?

I MEANT DUMP NOT DUMB...

Hey, chill girl. It's only FML, not your college thesis.

I wish FML would count for college...

If it did count then Toxi and Plexi would be ranked the highest with a perfect GPA. Hola Toxi Hola Plexi You 2 ROK MY SOXS

It's nice to know I'm not included.

Ego: Hola! Muchas gracias. =) Rachel, you are included when I say anything about FML users being cool! You're possibly at the top of the list.

Mmm. I see, I see. Gah, I've been on FML too long. XD

Yeah... Seriously, how is this an FML? All I get from it is that the OP's girlfriend has a sense of humour.

next time you guys are in the same room together dump her over text.

the point was he just got dumped...