Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By StupidBerk - 17/09/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

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amehl977 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:55

"let it go"

Bisnaga 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:52

Next time buy the DVD. Are you sure it was your friend and that he didn't downloaded it already like that?

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:50

That's really not cool especially if you have younger siblings

James_is_Mexican 25

Saturday 31 January 2015 10:17

YDI, frozen is awesome!

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 11:05

#22 what are you talking about? Frozen isn't a bad family movie but, it's not very family if there is **** involved.

XxNekoLovexX 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:51

And the revenge plotting starts now :D

MCRbae 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:51

very awkward for you but very good prank from your friendm He seems a bit of an asshole though

watermelon15 35

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:19

Why are there so many thumbs down on this?

mrmcleod 29

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:31

Because that's an awful prank.

Brandon1337 29

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:30

What if he had a little 3year old sister???

DraconicFeline 31

Sunday 1 February 2015 5:00

Then she would have no idea what was going on, and who cares? I'd be more worried if he had an 8-12 year old sister.

str1kepa1n 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:52

I recommend vengeance.

KingSplatter 9

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:56

I recommend a shirt...

badluckalex 23

Saturday 31 January 2015 11:02

I recommend food...

Ashd09 30

Saturday 31 January 2015 11:06

Boy, you need to eat a biscuit or two @4

Emint 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 12:25

If you are happy with you're body #4 then don't worry about what everyone else is saying.

Bisnaga 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:52

Next time buy the DVD. Are you sure it was your friend and that he didn't downloaded it already like that?

nottheuglyfriend 20

Tuesday 21 April 2015 22:56

It cut to the **** with a text bar saying "umad?". I'm thinking the friend did it himself to screw with OP.

amehl977 21

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:55

"let it go"

RyWillieMitch 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:03

I hope it was timed nicely by whoever did the editing "Let it (cuts) ooohhhhhhh"

RobinGoodfellow 47

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:55

Don't download movies and then don't watch them with your family. YDI but your family didn't.

photographer49 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:59

Your grounding gives you plenty of time to come up with an even better prank for vengeance.

LostInTheZone11 29

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:10

Now that's an interesting way to teach kids about the birds and the bees.

Zigstyle308 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 9:13

Yea......Revenge might just be the answer........

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Same thing different taste

Overreaction much?

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